From: Scott Kenan
Subject: From Tennessee Williams' former assistant
Date: August 31, 2010 4:48:16 PM CDT
To: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, Rubén Fernando Gómez Merino
Cc: Michael D. Remer
Dear Sir or Madam:
First, allow me to introduce myself: I am Scott D. Kenan, the last significant assistant to Mr. Tennessee Williams, who wrote La Noche del Iguana. I apologize that although I have moved permanently to Puerto Vallarta, I do not yet know enough Espanol to write in your (and my new) language. I have lived in Mexico (legally) for three months now, one in Colima, and now for two months in Puerto Vallarta. I had intended to try to contact the mayor (I did not find his email address, so I hope you will pass this email to him and anyone else who might have interest), because I have had political difficulties that I had to get under my control before coming forward with my proposition:
Why not have a big party in celebration of Tennessee Williams' 100th birthday, March 25, 2011? The play he wrote and John Huston put to film really put Puerto Vallarta on the map, and I can tell you that I, like my former boss and friend, have found the people, especially, and the condition of the Earth in this region to be the very best I have ever been privileged to know. I worked with all the Kennedys and knew Jackie Kennedy Onassis in a very special way. It was she, who knowing the Republican Party through the CIA and FBI had murdered her husband, brother-in-law, and Martin Luther King Jr., convinced Tennessee in my presence to write the codicil to his will giving Harvard University management control of his estate. She knew that the University of the South, aka Sewanee, would deliver the royalties to the illegal Black Ops of the Republican Party, and in fact they did.
Their attorney, Michael Remer, in cahoots with Maria St. Just (TW's Russian-born "friend"), and John Eastman (TW's personal attorney and brother-in-law of Paul McCartney) bribed Tennessee's maid and at least two other people I knew and later knew after these destitute people lived later "high-on-the-hog" in Atlanta, GA, near my home in Stone Mountain, GA. It was Schuyler Wyatt who in the early 1990s confirmed to me that a high-placed Republican official in the Tennessee State Legislature kept him in a luxury condo with sports car in Chatanooga, TN, while demanding no sex in return (he was a bit of a "rent-boy", as they say).
Because I had all this knowledge and many documents supporting my claims, the Republican Party tried to commit me to a mental hospital five times in the first few months of this year. They hired someone, a former top lawyer for Walmart Corp., to poison me. She did, but after eight days I was back to full health. I sold everything I owned in the US and fled to Mexico, barely making it here by car alive.
Here, I was pursued by agents of Hector-the-Engineer who built the road and bridge to San Sebastian del Oeste and the Chunnel between England and France, as well as many other civil engineering projects around the world. Rubén Fernando Gómez Merino firstname.lastname@example.org , Hector's self-proclaimed godson, tried to get me involved in a swindal of land that "Fernando" claimed Hector had stolen over the years from rightful owners that were disappeared and killed over the years, a tract of land twice the size of the City of PV and located midway between here and San Sebastian -- a first parcel for $290,000,000.00 USD that they hoped I would market to top Hollywood people.
When they realized I was on to them, Fernando killed one of my cats trying to terrorize me (we had been staying at Hector's ranch near Mezcales), and indeed, also poisoned me later, but I immediately threw up when I felt symptoms and suffered only minimally this time.
Taniel, of the real estate office on the corner of the tall new building, ground floor, right after you cross Rio Cualo, email@example.com , was complicit to this land swindle. The fact that just this morning, his email address and phone number have "disappeared" from my computer address book confirms this to me, although I was certain of it before. Fernando Marino also tried to pull a fast one on Jeff Coates of one of the oldest zip line, south of PV. Jeff's email address and phone have also disappeared from my computer this morning, but it was on his business card as firstname.lastname@example.org .
Later, Fernando had Enrique Rojas, email@example.com , www.artinmassage.com ,044-322-148-7993, try to murder me two days ago, by beating and breaking my backbone, but I have survived with superficial bruises which did not need medical attention.
Don't worry about me. I now have a nice ground floor apartment facing the cemetery in the tallest building at the corner of Calle Rio Colorado and another Rio -- on the side toward the Pemex station on the Tunel Highway. Mauricio Rodríguez of Legal PV, firstname.lastname@example.org , is my landlord, and despite many of his actions appearing to look like he is involved with these people too, I'm sure he's just been too busy to do the things he has promised me. The other tenants tell me he has become VERY involved in politics of late. THIS excuse, I truly understand.
Anyway, without going on at greater leangth now, please know that I will be able to get some of the top people in Hollywood to attend, possibly including Liz Taylor, if her health allows. I knew her producer, Zev Buffman. Also, I would like to offer my services in any way to promote tourism in PV and Mexico in general. I have offered many of my US contacts that I will happily testify in court against Republicans who OWN the illegal drug traffic in US, and I will be happy to share all and testify in Mexico against Hector, the PRI former President who now owns Telcel, etc.
I fear nothing and no one, I never give up, and I always win. My somewhat distant cousin, Thomas S. Kenan III of Chapel Hill, NC, who is now in charge of the many educational foundations built with the money Henry Flagler left his last wife, Mary Lily Kenan Flagler (declared at the time of her death my the New York Times to be the wealthiest woman on earth) is now working in Latin America to preserve native languages and cultures. I believe Chapel Hill would be a perfect sister-city for San Sebastian del Oeste, and I might be able to help with that. On my first trip to PV in March of this year, I visited the museum there, and they had me make a mark under the photo of the man who wrote the Mexican Encyclopedia because I am the tallest (2.11 meters or 6' 11") person to visit the museum. You see, it would be a perfect marriage of American and Mexican education!
Also, Tennessee Williams was supported by Rochefeller grants in his early years. Rochefellar was Flagler's minor partner in Standard Oil. So Tennessee owes more than appreciation for the Flagler railroad bridges to Key West to Mr. Flagler!
More about me:
My political blog (pardon some bad language, please): scottkenan.blogspot.com
My Tennessee Williams memoir's site (named after a scene in the BEST Williams movie of them all): www.walkingonglass.net
My personal site: www.scottkenan.com .
I regret that I have no phone as Hector's agents have already stolen three from me. Please clean out the mess of top US narco-traffickers at Hotel Mercurio and Anonymo bar in Zona Romantica as soon as possible. All Mexicans I've talked to know of this situation, and these people have caused me to live through HELL!!! (the manager and some staff of Mercurio are not to blame).
Please respond that you have at least gotten this email within 24 hours. If I don't hear back from you (many of my emails do not go where intended), I will try from other domains or to other addresses.
Muchos gracias, and let's free Mexico of the scourge of the US demand for illegal drugs!!! It is the Republicans in the US who caused the demand and then the traffic. I do NOT blame Mexico AT ALL.
Scott D. Kenan
From the deck at Teo's in Playa Mismaloya