Now, here's MY idea where today's contest should be played for sure!!! But both teams being "Yankees" it ain't a gonna happen -- not 'til yet ANOTHER hung-up (but nice) Yankee, Alec Baldwin gets over his embarassment over going down on Tim Tebow -- WHO CLEARLY ENJOYED IT!!!
(Actually, what this proves is that like the Bible, pictures can say WHATEVER YO WANT THEM TO!!!)
(see more here: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/alec-baldwin-pays-tribute-tim-tebow-nfl-honors-katy-perry-pastor-parents-article-1.1017339?localLinksEnabled=false )
>>> SUPER BOWL XLVI GAME PICK:
As demanded by my new friend Sin-D (not to be confused with De' Corbet, see here:
http://scottkenan.blogspot.com/2011/10/bimbo-diverted.html ), I'm rootin' for THE NEW YORK GIANTS (and also because I met a lot of "Giants" in NYC when I worked for Tennessee Williams -- and later!!!
But as EVERYONE KNOWS, the game is just the excuse for the HALF-TIME SHOW and the COMMERCIALS.
>>> HERE ARE MY PICKS IN THOSE AREAS:
HALF-TIME SHOW: MADONNA The virgin mother of GOD promises (as would be appropriate --all things considered) NO WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS. I say: "Time will tell . . .")
COMMERCIALS: ELTON JOHN (In America, it is ENTIRELY inappropriate to use his UK-appropriate "Sir", Ding-Dongs!!!)
That said, Elton John is a TOP KENAN-ALLIED PUNKSTER (although he might not know part of that). He charged Drug-Rush Limbaugh $1,000,000.00 to play at his wedding held at the Thomas S. Kenan III-owned Breakers Hotel in Palm Beach nearly two years ago. Elton and Tommy made out like BANDITS (and the bride ran away with the spoon. LOL!!! )
For today's festivities, Elton's recorded a minute-long Pepsi Commercial (money-punking ANOTHER Kenan adversary!!!)
See more here: http://scottkenan.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-cant-help-thinking-back-to-rush.html .
UNSEEN TROUBADORS singing mindful pop confections in the background: THE PET SHOP BOYS: http://www.petshopboys.co.uk/ .
And now, I think I'll have a Bloody (Mary) . . .