Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Does Anyone Write ENGLISH Anymore???
>>> RESPONDING TO BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD:
I'm sorry, but:
1. You have not specified WHICH ONE of the two of you wishes to be "removed from all (Scott Kenan's) emails" -- NOR HAVE YOU SIGNED YOUR EMAIL. How RUDE and showing of NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR REQUEST is THAT???
Normally, we WILL NOT respond to unsigned emails AT ALL (just typing as little as your first name is enough), but since you are as ILLOGICAL in this note AS IF YOU WERE INDEED THE GEMINI TWINS IN A DISTANT "GREAT BALLS AFIRE" CONSTELLATION, we (that's the ROYAL "we", as Mr. Kenan is descended from the first Italian king and the Carolingian Line in France as well as the Stuart Line in Scotland and on THIS rare occasion, chooses to PULL RANK!!!).
Also, he is a "Queen", in case ya haven't noticed.
And while I'm at it, time for A PERSONAL CONFESSION (not that I ACTUALLY confess to being Scott): Anyone with a pre-1964 (or thereabouts) American Public or Private GRADE SCHOOL education knows that the Stuart Monarchs of Scotland INVENTED BIPOLAR DISORDER when James VI of Scotland became ALSO James I of England, thus beginning the "Jacobean Period" during which one of our subjects, Will Shakespeare wrote his plays, THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY SIR FRANCIS BACON -- how BIPOLAR is THAT??
Jump forward a few centuries, and we find that one descendant of this line (first-named Scott -- referencing his intermediate homeland), served as assistant to the NEXT giant of English-language theater, Tennessee Williams, proving that INDEED!!! -- the high go low.
Now I know you are asking: "What the heck happened to the ROYALTY in the line -- I mean EVERYONE KNOWS that the UK is headed (royally) by the Germans now (Saxe-Coburg-Gotha line, renamed The House of Windsor nearly 100 years ago to SEEM to be English)???
Well, if royalty is correctly understood to be defined as those who have GREAT PERKS yet are in service to the LEAST in their "kingdom", in the United States today we find "Queen" Betty Kenan of Durham, NC to be the actual monarch of America, with her stepson Thomas S. Kenan III of Chapel Hill to be the one actually RULING the kingdom -- economic kingdoms having replaced governmental ones in the Age of Money = Speech!!! (a temporary Age, if Kenans have anything to do with it), and NO, Kenans do NOT seek governmental kingship!!! We rest on our Morals, Integrity, and SERVICE, whilest championing political and sexual libertarian ideals.
Scott, himself retired since his service to Tennessee (not the state, if yer memory is failin' ya), serves as High-Court (also high Court in the tall, smoke-defined, and spiritual senses) Jester now.
And in answer to your original question, Scott David Kenan has FOUR planets in Gemini and an "auspicious" trine or two -- to say nothing of having been born into the FIERCELY SMART Meyer-o-Indiana Meyers (Jews who went Christian some hundreds of years ago rather than be "pogromized" -- SOME of them now being rather self-hating -- can ya HEAR ME Mom??? Ian Opperman???), AND a Bloom's Baby for having been born on June 16 -- the same date as Ms. Joyce Carrol Oates (although SOME claim he is actually a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde, while others claim he is actually a tall, penised clone of Fran Lebowitz).
In any case, I'm sure you can see why he VAULTED into MULTIDIMENTIONALITY with the greatest of ease!!!
Again, attempting to anwer your question rather than service your petty demand: If you will kindly explain the origin of ONE of your first names (clearly anyone with TWO names who writes in the singular is ALSO bipolar), Dewain (a variant of Dwayne, Dewayne, et al), we will be HAPPY to take you out of all OUR emails.
OH WAIT!!! A quick check shows that you (either one of you and both as well) have NEVER been mentioned in ANY of Scott Kenan's emails since he wrote his first one on a Windows 3.1 computer in 1995. We are afraid you have addressed the wrong party.
Thanks for your message, nevertheless!
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On Wed, Jul 25, 2012 at 5:20 AM, Dewain and Joyce Rahe <email@example.com> wrote:
Please remove me from all of your emails.
From: Scott Kenan [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 12:24 AM
To: email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com; Editor@banderasnews.com; Team Kenan
Subject: Going to ALL (again, sorry). I promised not to mention Buster Hymen = Jamie Sutherland ON BLOG, not email title!!!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Confronting a "SLAVE OF THE DEVIL" (which NO ONE is in REALITY)!!! ETC.