Friday, October 12, 2012

Throwing COBBLED Stones (from a Philip Glass house)!!!






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Scott Kenan shared a link.
 
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>>> AND FINALLY SOME THINGS SENT TO ME YESTERDAY BY JEFF "GRINGO" COATES: "gringocoates@gmail.com" gringocoates@gmail.com , and the people who had sent ALL the slutty examples of womanhood to HIM who have offered to send YOU many dozens as well!!!:
 
See more on Jeff Coates and his many businesses in Puerto Vallarta, even though he's now fled with his ART-BUYING wife back to the United States here (includes a GREAT PHOTO at bottom showing Jeff's Puerto Vallarta employee and boyfriend!!!): http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2012/09/knitting-it-back-together-some-loose.html .
We start with his Jeff Foxworthy take on the sacredness of the Muslim religion, followed by my favorite of the women because it shows their VALUE in sports!!!:

This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim


10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim



 

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