Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Sunday Funnies (beginning with a BIG BONER!!!)


 
 
 
 
 
>>> THIS JUST IN (11:45 PM, MST): Dave Wilson of "Yankee Fame" (but ACTUALLY from Oregon, see: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2012/11/lets-rear-end-some-yankees.html ), JUST STOPPED BY to swap back the films we had borrowed from each other!!!
 
 
 
He's a very FRIENDLY chap, and said that "if drugs had actually been sold here, (I) would have been KILLED IMMEDIATELY" (because of what I blogged the last few weeks). Of course I knew that and responded, "Well, NOT TO WORRY!!! -- drugs were never sold here and I really DID deliver vials of the "powder spill" to operatives DEEP inside the Mexican Federales and the US Patriots -- for LAB analysis."
 
 
Some MEXICANS were just DUPED BY GOD-HATING GRINGOS.
 
 
And I went on to say that I HOPE he talks to Oregan-JOLENE-the-Licenced-Oregan-Pot-Grower/Fireman, because JOLENE seemed to have lost his SENSE OF HUMOR, yesterday, and that if the PUSHING/PUNCHING of me had graduated to SHOVES, I'd have kneed him in his THRICE-FUSED back and crippled him for life.
 
 
Dave laughed behind a stifle, and blurted out: "TRUE, but then you REALLY would have gone to jail!!!" And I SMARTASSED at EXACTLY THAT POINT, "Not exactly," and then delivered the FACT of what I'd done with SAMPLES of the spilled fine, white powder.
 
 
Just at that point (and as if "HIT BY MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER" ), David Wilson got SOBER. HA!!!
 
 
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>>> AND NOW THE FUNNIES!!!:



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After CIA HACKERS froze my computer for the UMPTEENTH TIME this morning whilest I used Internet Explorer, I've switched to Google's Chrome (which has EQUAL but DIFFERENT flaws), to post the screen capture I DID finally manage to get from my FINAL I.E. attempt to post to CHENEYBOOK!!!:




Republican Embroiled In Scandal: 'God Has Forgiven Me'
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Rep. Scott DesJarlais (R-Tenn.) told a radio host God has "forgiven" him for his scandalous past, including having an affair with a patient and later pressuring her to get an abortion. "As far as [my stance as] pro-life goes, I feel I have been very solid in my views," DesJarlais told conservative t...


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  • While this is CERTAIN to be MISSED by Drug-Rush Limbaugh's little minions, just YESTERDAY (they have no memory), Limbaugh RAILED about how the Democrats WANT to go over the "fiscal cliff" and cited an avalanche of reasons why this would make it IMPOSSIBLE for Republicans to resist TONS OF HIGHER TAXES and EVERYBODY's sympathy -- a HORROR to REPUBLICANS.
     

  • NOW he is demanding Republicans REFUSE to negotiate about it and thereby FORCE the country over the "fiscal cliff" (which is ACTUALLY more like a street curb). All things considered, I NOW UNDERSTAND why Rush Limbaugh is one of Elton John's CLOSEST FRIENDS and made sure to invite Rush's boyfriend to Rush's most resent serial marriage at my cousin Thomas S. Kenan III's THE BREAKERS HOTEL in Palm Beach where he paid Elton $1,000,000.00 to serenade his wedding guests. HA!!!
     

  •  Rush is just a CLOSET DEMOCRAT who's waited PATIENTLY to play his FINAL CARD!!!
     

  •  Scott





    DRUG-RUSH Limbaugh Urges Republicans To Take Drastic Action


 
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Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh encouraged GOP lawmakers to take the existing game of political brinksmanship regarding the fiscal cliff and bring it to its next logical step: Backing out of negotiations with President Barack Obama entirely. On his program on Thursday, Limbaugh advised Republi...


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"Just for Today: I will keep my priorities in order. Number One on the list is my recovery."

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  • Scott Kenan Not "us". LOL!!!

  • Scott Kenan It's just that putting concern that the "unfortunate past" can sneakily come back and AMBUSH YOU if you don't KEEP IT ALWAYS "First in Mind" has been PROVEN by psychologists to be the BIGGEST CAUSE of alochol and drug relapses. This is SCIENCE. People who prefer superstition and its consequences should join Protestant Churches that tried to put Mitt Romney into power. Although once planning to be a Jesuit, I am now into metaphysics -- but have PLEDGED a significant portion of all my earnings to Catholic Charities because Catholic PEOPLE (and most lower clergy) have KEPT THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS ALIVE AND WELL!!!
 

Scott Kenan Ruben: You just MADE my political blog which gets emailed to 1,500 TOP Pols, Law Enforcement, Religious Leaders, general NUTBALLS, and Friends of Tennessee Williams (my former employer), whether celebrities or NOT!!! If you want me to REMOVE your identiy, let me know immediately. Thanks for your FABULOUS comment!!! Scott See: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2012/12/the-sunday-funnie-beginning-with-big.html still IN PROGRESS.

  • Scott Kenan Well, sir Shannon Consentino, TODAY has NOTHING to do with your recovery (unless you had a "substance" for today's breakfast). So thinking TODAY about recovery is LIVING IN THE PAST!!! What ARE you -- some kind of PROTESTANT DEVIL WORSHIPPER who votes REPUBLICAN???

  • Scott Kenan Sir Consentino has apparently LEFT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY KITCHEN and REMOVED HIS COMMENT. LOL!!!

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    While this is CERTAIN to be MISSED by Drug-Rush Limbaugh's minions, just YESTERDAY (they have no memory), Limbaugh RAILED about how the Democrats WANT to go over the "fiscal cliff" and cited an avalanche of reasons why this would make it IMPOSSIBLE for Republicans to resist TONS OF HIGHER TAXES and EVERYBODY's sympathy -- a HORROR to REPUBLICANS.


    NOW he is demanding Republicans REFUSE to negotiate about it and thereby FORCE the country over the "fiscal cliff" (which is ACTUALLY more like a street curb). All things considered, I NOW UNDERSTAND why Rush Limbaugh is one of Elton John's CLOSEST FRIENDS and made sure to invite Rush's boyfriend to Rush's most resent serial marriage at my cousin Thomas S. Kenan III's THE BREAKERS HOTEL in Palm Beach where he paid Elton $1,000,000.00 to serenade his wedding guests. HA!!!


    Rush is just a CLOSET DEMOCRAT who's waited PATIENTLY to play his FINAL CARD!!!

     Scott
     
     




     
     
    Limbaugh Urges Republicans To Take Drastic Action
     
     
    www.huffingtonpost.com
    Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh encouraged GOP lawmakers to take the existing game of political brinksmanship regarding the fiscal cliff and bring it to its next logical step: Backing out of negotiations with President Barack Obama entirely. On his program on Thursday, Limbaugh advised Republi...


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    • Peter V Venezia Rush is an act, with consequences-
      He pollutes many minds. And how hypocritical to bad-rap the LGBT community then hire Elton.
      Well, you it's how the Elite play- must pander with the red meat.

    • Scott Kenan FUCK YOU PETER!!! you must be a DRUG ADDICT to think such IMMATURE, IGNORANT OF REALITY'S LAYERS thoughts. I now accuse YOU of being a simpleton Michelle Bachmann TWIST OF PRETZEL LOGIC!!! (This was actually INEXCUSABLY INTEMPERATE OF ME!!!)

    • Scott Kenan Well, I get passionate in my PURSUIT OF LIBERTY the KENAN-SINATRA-KENNEDY ALLIANCE for Liberty and Justice for ALL. should have been "ignorant" and "simpleton". Sorry about that -- I promise to be more careful in the future.
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    >>> FUN FACT!!!: The name Sinatra is ANCIENT and actually means Senator (in classical Rome), and was a designation to one who served in the Senate -- eventually morphing into a name. "Frank" means "Free Man". So Frank Sinatra means "FREE MAN WHO SERVES IN THE SENATE."

    COOL, no???

     


    • Scott Kenan Well, as you can see, I JUST CAN'T TYPE RIGHT TODAY. HA!!! I hope the MEANING of my mis-typed messages gets through and you REGAIN YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!! Scott
     
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