Please -- it's only a teakettle!!!
However, Costco had to order it if for tomorrow delivery, and it will cost me $71.00 and she said to read the BACK, which claims a discount of NO MORE than $350.00 per month, so I guess they jacked up the price by $67.00 for a month's supply. Still it's a GREAT DEAL that neither "Testosteroni" nor I expected would happen.
He should be HAPPY about that -- and STOP, STOP, STOP talking to me until he repairs his memory (or gets off the drugs). I don't mean about ANYTHING, but about anything involving MEMORY of anything important to ME. He ALWAYS remembers what he personally finds offensive or SCARY, but being a RECLUSE has no one to be embarrassed in front of but HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR.
I got back and "Falwell" was shirtlessly cutting the grass of all Gold Walker's nearby properties. Later, she instructed him on some other small jobs to do here when he has more time.
One of the guys who put in my washer and dryer when I first moved in was also here working on a leaky pipe, and I went over to talk to him. He and his buddy, a Presbyterian Minister who had LEFT the church in his mid-40s because the members of his church were "TOTALLY EVIL" (according to him), and we had kidded around a LOT about sex (I was far more aggressive back then).
Anyway, I had ALSO propositioned the guy working today -- but not just him but his adult son, and right in front of them both -- getting loud guffaws. And today, I told this twenty-years-younger-than-me Dad that the new shirtless grass-cutter was one of my two new "hot, handsome, straight roommates, who I'm NOT having sex with." And he said:
"Well, likker 'em up and suck their d***s!!!"
But I explained that I actually LIKE and RESPECT these guys, so "no cigar" (for now, anyway)!!!
But that IS the "Christian Way".