Monday, February 27, 2017

RP: BLIMEY!!! Haston Caulder's Nocturnal Attempt to Bless "Miss Lucy", Downstairs, with His "Pounding" -- the Night AFTER He "Self-Evicted" with Help of Three Cops -- LOL!!!

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Haston Caulder, January 27, 2017, in my living room.

At about 9:00 PM that night, "Miss Lucy" heard a knocking at her door. She was in bed.

But she got up, and when Haston identified himself, she opened the door and spoke with him there. He said that it had seemed to him -- for a variety of reasons I'll leave to YOUR imagination -- that she really wanted him to "pound her" -- and he had come to do it.

Although, previously, Lucy had told the whole neighborhood that Haston makes her skin crawl, she said his use of the verb "to pound" had taken her breath away, but without losing her composure (except for the small gasp), she continued, that no, she had never in her life allowed that sort of thing to go on down there -- yet she had born three children.

And he then THANKED her, for getting him the job doing siding with Travis. She then said, "Too bad you didn't keep it."

As he turned to go, he said back to her, "If you ever change your mind, I'll ALWAYS be available to you for the pounding you will love!!!"

And with a big smile, he turned and left.


1.  My attorney's admin called (and we haven't had our consultation yet to be certain we are properly paired for this), to postpone it from this afternoon until same time Thursday, due to complications causing more time spent in Court.

2. But I thought I'd mention first to him about the strange gurgling in my left ear that gives me no vertigo, but I ALSO realized today, that the somewhat painful edema that developed within two days of the accident might be related to it, and I scheduled an appointment with my doctor about that for Wednesday.

It would be better to have some kind of report on these symptoms to give the attorney a scientific idea of how the evidence (ME -- LOL!!!), is looking. 


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Scott Kenan shared a link.
Just now

Congregants of the Word of Faith Fellowship were regularly punched, choked, slammed to the floor or thrown through walls in a violent form of deliverance

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