>>> AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS:
Those three-pack thick slabs of ham from Costco are what made the right ham possible, here in Mexico -- if you are not feeding a whole DEN OF INIQUITY, which their other hams want to do.
Granted, I was a little heavy on herbs de provence, used fresh kale and canned chopped tomatoes instead of carrot, and a third pound of bacon instead of a hock, but it is smelling BETTER THAN GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE around here now!!!
>>> HERE 'TIS, IN ALL ITS GLORY:
There once was a man named Scott,
Who said, "The whole is not what it ought."
So he got to the bottom, as would a man of Sodom,
Of all that would give him a "shot".
>>> AND IF I'M CAPTURED AND RENDITIONIZED TO ARGENTINA, there is HOPE for me yet!!!: