Flirting ON THE EDGE (on April Fool's Day)

Wilmington, NC's BEST home-grown stand-up comedian, Chris Harrje, with someone's mother (unnamed as she is NOT a public person). Chris has been slumming for months now, but I PREDICT HE WILL SOON ROAR TO THE TOP OF HIS CAREER!!! (And LOOK at that NOSE, would ya??? HOLY IMPLIED MICROPHONE!!!



>>> CHECK OUT COMEDIAN CHRIS HARRJE'S FACEFOOK PAGE!!!: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001182209151&sk=photos#!/profile.php?id=100001182209151 .

You will find this exchange on it (if he doesn't delete it):

Chris Harrje

Thursday at 12:18am ·

I have videos back up on youtube.

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  Joe Mayo homemade pornos?
  

  Thursday at 12:29am ·
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  Scott Kenan Joe: Did Chris make porno videos PREVIOUSLY that you are in possession of??? I might-could be VERY interested!!!
  

  Thursday at 3:00pm ·
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  Chris Harrje Okay, we get it, Scott. You're gay and want my balls. Now, how 'bout you move on and try to write something other than gay creepy things.
  

  48 minutes ago ·
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  Joe Mayo Ball Nostrils! haha What up Harrje? How you been holmes?
  

  46 minutes ago ·
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  Chris Harrje Not bad man. Going to move to L.A. in August and I got this creepy gay constantly wanting to suck on my nostrils till I blow snot in his mouth. Other than that I barely do shit.
  

  45 minutes ago ·
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  Joe Mayo Haha. Cali rules
  

  42 minutes ago ·
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  Scott Kenan Now Chris: You know DANG WELL that when you took your shirt off AFTER finding out I was gay and flashed all that feromone-spraying pit in the smoking back "porch" of Nutt Street Comedy Room as your light, manly-man-scent teased my nostrils that I had NO INTEREST in sucking your nostrils. I ONLY want to get my mouth up to your microphone!!!
• I think we would be PERFECT together on stage -- you could say all kinds of things about what a "creepy gay guy" I am, and then I'd get a chance to respond (verbally)!!! Whoever gets the most applause would win the position of TOP DOG (for later), and EVERYONE would stop thinking you are actually GAY. How cool is that???
• Glad to hear you "barely do shit" cuz I am REALLY not into SCAT at all!!!, but if you got back to the HONESTY you used to have before you learned everyone thinks you are gay, your career would actually GO SOMEWHERE!!!
• Ya didn't fall into that drugged "pussy-trap" thing, did ya??? Scott
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  Joe Mayo You thought that out way too long Scott.
  

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  Scott Kenan Thank you for ferifying my ACCURACY, Joe Mayo, even if you think I thinig things out too long (which comes naturally with a 6' 11" body). Joe -- are ya a little JEALOUS??? Want a little ATTENTION for your microphone???
• DISCLAIMER: I now have a boyfriend (maybe -- and in Espana), so I'm actually just having some wordy fun. HA!!!
  

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  Scott Kenan verifying
  

  2 minutes ago ·
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  Scott Kenan ‎"verifying" and "thinking"
  

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  Joe Mayo Jealous of what? A bleached blonde faggot with a receding hairline?
  

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  Scott Kenan Well, Joe Mayo -- if you can find a "bleached blonde faggot with a receding hairline" be my guest to be jealous!!! I happen to be naturally gray (or white) now that I'm nearly 61 years old (and still looking MUCH better than you), but if that was meant to be an INSULT to me because you are too drug-addled or sumpthin' to see hair color correctly, STOP NOW, or I will report you to Facebook for breaking their rules regarding HATE SPEACH -- and if you happen to be in North Carolina, file charges of Cyber-Stalking against you which carries a penalty of up to 45 days for first offense.
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  (Chris wouldn't and couldn't do that because there's a legal record he and I tease each other verbally for a year now -- AND he's NEVER un-freinded me, AND #2: He teased me from the stage one time on the 5th floor of the Masonic Building here in Wilmington. HA!!!) Chris is a COOL GUY and a GOOD SPORT -- WITH TONS OF TALENT!!!
  

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  Joe Mayo Report me? Are you serious? So you can make em but can't take em when it comes to jokes.
  

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  Scott Kenan Well "Kiss My Grits" (or sumpthin'). Looks like YOU have talent TOO (I'm so relieved)!!!
  

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LOOK!!! Joe Mayo wants to get SERIOUS with me. He friended me and when I checked his photos, I found this HOT one of him with his nipple-less bud. Who KNEW that a man with such a dumpy profile pic could ACTUALLY BE THIS HOT!!!

dang.

(Come out, come out -- wherever you are . . . )

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