MANDATORY Mormon Underwear
>>> FROM MY FACEBOOK PAGE (after a few comments):
1. I am pleased/chagrined to announce a felicitous event to happen here at Casa Loco Upstairs in a few months, brought on by two of the friendly yard-dogs being STUCK TOGETHER REAR-END TO REAR-END for over twenty minutes (which I discovered half an hour ago when I braved the outside heat-and-humidity to serve my chief addiction: nicotine.
2. In the re-post of my FACEBOOK comment (my page is here: https://www.facebook.com/scott.kenan#!/scott.kenan ), I neglected to mention that Mark Beard, the EXTRAORDINARY artist who NOT ONLY creates art as SIX DIFFERENT ARTIST PERSONALITIES -- all quite different, perhaps more in attitude than in style -- and holder of the Guinness Book of World Record's record for having created the LARGEST oil-on-canvas painting ever known to man (at the flagship store in Hong Kong of Abercrombie & Fitch, who commissioned it -- as well as several others in Europe since then. Mark is the CREATOR of the A&F homo-erotic decorative motif, so if you always wondered where all those fabulous sporting images in their stores came from, it was from my buddy MARK!!!).
3. I remain TICKLED PINK as I continue to laugh at myself over God's recent punking of me when I, PRETENDING TO CARE MORE about the dirty bums of babies when I REALLY cared MOST about convenient hot water to wash dishes, bought the gas to fire the hot water here -- only to discover that there is NO HOT WATER LINE running anywhere NEAR my kitchen sink -- and inDEED, the whole building's water-piping is as glorious as an M.C. Escher print FORCED into physical reality!!!
What a NEVER-ENDING joy and punkfest-with God living in Mexico has proven to be!!!
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>>> THE MAIN EVENT(ishness):
Scott Kenan shared a link.
The BIGGEST thing this shows is that INSIDE the beliefs-camp of the Romney Family, they are truly loving people and truly DO have the best intentions. In clearer words, they are like the Europeans who NOT UNDERSTANDING how disease is caused or spread, WITH THE VERY BEST OF INTENTIONS gave lots of small-pox infested blankets to cold "Indians", which as science has PROVEN in recent years, THIS inadvertent inoculation of BOTH American continents with microbes that the natives had NO RESISTANCE TO WHATSOEVER (which happened effectively with the very FIRST explorers, so that by the time Europeans and their AFRICAN SLAVES began arriving in waves, THE ENTIRE NATIVE POPULATION (OK, science has proven it was only NINETY PERCENT of them) OF BOTH CONTINENTS HAD DIED PAINFUL, HORRIFYING DEATHS that were ENTIRELY inexplicable to them, so many thought their gods had failed them or were punishing them WORSE than any of the similar stories in the Europeans' Old Testament (except the Flood).
But it's quite easy to see how BELIEVING-MORMONS can can fall into the most RANK, EFFECTIVELY God-Hating DELUSIONS when you consider the source of their faith -- the teachings of Joseph Smith as laid out in THE BOOK OF MORMON -- and I suppose other beliefs not specifically there, but "Canonized" by the top group of 12 who act with the SAME authority as the Catholic Pope believes HE has on matters of faith and religion.
Of course I've made a lot of hay over Mormon's ABSOLUTE belief that Jesus (after the Resurrection -- or maybe it was between his death and "reappearance"), came to North America and taught (I guess), the basic tenants of Mormonism to the Native Americans. CLEARLY this is a MAJOR MORMON TRUTH, that CANNOT ever be changed any more than the Divinity of Jesus CAN be denied by anything or anyone who is actually Christian (and the Mormons accept this fully -- hence their FALSE claim to being Christian, which their OTHER unchangeable beliefs PROVE further!!!
Now the REQUIREMENT of all Mormons to wear Joseph-Smith-designed underwear (which is probably well-engineered and meant MOSTLY to promote modesty), is something EVERYONE in America knows about and TV comedians, especially, get a lot of traction from. It's purely harmless (if ridiculous -- and anyone who actually WEARS that stuff has to be a FOOL), but the DAMNING practice of Mormons -- and ESPECIALLY that they only do it in their Temples, which NO non-Mormon can EVER enter and only the CERTIFIED-GOOD Mormons are allowed to (that means they have PROVEN that they know how to keep the Mormon Secrets), is the back-baptism of dead people who CANNOT POSSIBLY ENTER HEAVEN WITHOUT A MORMON BAPTISM -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
So if you really BELIEVE that clap-trap (whether due to moronic stupidity or Mormon-family indoctrination since birth, OF COURSE you want to baptize every imaginable person you ever heard of, and I'd BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR that the reason so many Mormons got so CRAZED to baptise Jews murdered during the Holocaust is out of a SINCERE belief that after all the suffering they endured at the hands of the Nazis, they deserve to "lay in the loving arm of the lord" in the afterlife -- EVEN THOUGH THEY DID NOT ACCEPT JESUS AS THE LITERAL SON OF GOD WHILE ALIVE.
But it's quite easy to see how BELIEVING-MORMONS can can fall into the most RANK, EFFECTIVELY God-Hating DELUSIONS when you consider the source of their faith -- the teachings of Joseph Smith as laid out in THE BOOK OF MORMON -- and I suppose other beliefs not specifically there, but "Canonized" by the top group of 12 who act with the SAME authority as the Catholic Pope believes HE has on matters of faith and religion.
Of course I've made a lot of hay over Mormon's ABSOLUTE belief that Jesus (after the Resurrection -- or maybe it was between his death and "reappearance"), came to North America and taught (I guess), the basic tenants of Mormonism to the Native Americans. CLEARLY this is a MAJOR MORMON TRUTH, that CANNOT ever be changed any more than the Divinity of Jesus CAN be denied by anything or anyone who is actually Christian (and the Mormons accept this fully -- hence their FALSE claim to being Christian, which their OTHER unchangeable beliefs PROVE further!!!
Now the REQUIREMENT of all Mormons to wear Joseph-Smith-designed underwear (which is probably well-engineered and meant MOSTLY to promote modesty), is something EVERYONE in America knows about and TV comedians, especially, get a lot of traction from. It's purely harmless (if ridiculous -- and anyone who actually WEARS that stuff has to be a FOOL), but the DAMNING practice of Mormons -- and ESPECIALLY that they only do it in their Temples, which NO non-Mormon can EVER enter and only the CERTIFIED-GOOD Mormons are allowed to (that means they have PROVEN that they know how to keep the Mormon Secrets), is the back-baptism of dead people who CANNOT POSSIBLY ENTER HEAVEN WITHOUT A MORMON BAPTISM -- NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
So if you really BELIEVE that clap-trap (whether due to moronic stupidity or Mormon-family indoctrination since birth, OF COURSE you want to baptize every imaginable person you ever heard of, and I'd BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR that the reason so many Mormons got so CRAZED to baptise Jews murdered during the Holocaust is out of a SINCERE belief that after all the suffering they endured at the hands of the Nazis, they deserve to "lay in the loving arm of the lord" in the afterlife -- EVEN THOUGH THEY DID NOT ACCEPT JESUS AS THE LITERAL SON OF GOD WHILE ALIVE.
Inside The Romney Family Rebellion
www.huffingtonpost.com
For months, Ann Romney and her eldest son, Tagg, were dutifully supportive of the political professionals running Mitt Romney’s campaign. All the while, their private frustration was mounting.
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