Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Today, Celebrating MEXICAN CONFUSION DAY!!!




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For days I've been hearing that today is Mexican Thanksgiving Day, which being ETERNALLY GRATEFUL to have escaped Wilmington, NC ALIVE -- and not even MAIMED or WOUNDED -- I figured MY greatfulness would be the BIGGEST in this town of 300, off-season, but being such an OBSESSIVE writer and all, I'd had nary a chance to research the holiday -- until this morning.


First, I asked Miguel, a neighbor, whom I spied walking down the street from my non-leafy shabby-shiek tree-house (sans trees -- except those that I've potted on my terrace). He exclaimed with delight, "YES!!!" so I asked him what happens in town about it and he shrugged his shoulders. I asked if the town or any restaurants had any special celebrations -- another shrug.


Frustrated, I said, "Well, no one works today, then, right?" and he replied that he was RETURNING from work and held up a clear plastic bag holding about six 14-inch Red Snappers (about an hour's catch in the waters here), so I laughed and said, "Ah, I see you are SELF-employed," to which he replied "The best way to BE!!!"


I laughed too -- having to GIVE UP.


But I took to the Internet that claims there's no such thing. There's no bank (or church, post office, etc., for that matter), in this town, so I couldn't run over to see if it was open. It's a mystery.


I have LOTS on GOOD NEWS on my plate that would take YEARS to write, so after posting this little teaser-post, I'll meditate and decide what to do next, but I will PROBABY cobble a lot of notes into an email to Ms. Gwenyfar Rohler, whose review of Tennessee Williams' THE GLASS MENAGERIE at UNC-Wilmington I just chanced on, and then googling discovered I've had SEVERAL conversations with her in her bookstore, Old Books of Front Street, where I not only had hoped to LAUNCH a paper edition of http://www.amazon.com/WALKING-ON-GLASS-TENNESSEE-ebook/dp/B0053480S2 , but encountered the BOASTING STRAIGHT BANTAM ROOSTERS who FIRST swore to me that only one in eight married Wilmington men are STRAIGHT -- and they were (each) taking up to three per day to sexual/sensual HEAVEN. HA!!!



My question about THAT is only: Just how many hundreds of children are running around Wilmington wondering why they look NOTHING like their supposed fathers???



Well, here's a fun posting from my FACEBOOK PAGE to amuse you before I post what I write to Ms. Rohler:


  • Although the sales increases here seem incremental, the images associated with this article caused ME to grow a lot MORE than incrementally -- and PRAISE JESUS that at 61 years of age I still can do it WITHOUT Viagra!!! That said, in the latest 90s and early oughts, I was more NeRVoUs and DID use smallest-dose (bite the pill in half or quarters) of the stuff -- which I QUICKLY learned could be bought online from copy-cat companies in India for a tenth the cost, and while it took a full MONTH to recieve it, the goods came in the most CHARMING CLOTH ENVELOPES with archaic England-English actual fountainpen handwriting on them that I praised KRISHA for bonusing me with what was a TRUE WORK OF ART!!!

  • Not only THAT but the consistent quality could be relied upon TOTALLY (at least in MY many shipments), and despite the DIRE warnings to American not only about the quality of such goods but the RISK OF GETTING ARRESTED FOR BREAKING THE PATENT & DISPENSING LAWS (especially since they always came via the US Postal Service) was never a problem.

  • Yours in turgidity!!!
    Scott
 
Growth In Underwear Sales Suggests An Improving Economy 
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WASHINGTON -- There is an old saying among economists that the best way to assess the state of the economy is to look at people's underwear. OK, there's no such saying. But when he served as chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan did use the sales of male underpants as a way to take the tem...
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  • Kathy Roll-Hetrick likes this.
  • Daniel J. Murtaugh Yeah, Ronnie, I bought a few pairs too!
  • Daniel J. Murtaugh Scott, I was referring to Ronnie Lathrop's response about his feeding into this segment of the economy by recently buying some underwear. I just told him that I had done so as well. Anyway, nice comment on the upward movement of the economy and your.....!
  • Scott Kenan My ".....!" is exactly RIGHT!!! Wait until I've successfully sued the city of Wilmington, NC and NC Courts for GROSS violations (HUNDREDS THAT I CAN PROVE!!!) of my Constitutional Rights!!! I honestly expect to net at least $100,000,000.00, which I'm giving HALF of to two Catholic Clergy of the HIGHEST ORDER in Wilmington to distribute as they see fit, and spread a good bit of here in Mexico among "the People of My Heart". It's Mexico's THANKSGIVING DAY today, and I've ALREADY broken down SOBBING tears fo joy for having successfully escaped Wilmington alive and found MY HOME. I plan a couple of KICK ASS blog posts for today, so stay tuned to http://scottkenan.com
    if that interests you at all!!! Scott

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