Lance Thorne: Suspected by the US Government of large scale illegal drug-trafficking with OTHER Chacala-Oregonians, do you think he's REALLY gay-goosin' it???
My Dearest Lance (or toothpick),
This morning when I had a meeting with a "legal eagle" -- as we Americans say -- it turned out he knows LOTS of people on this Chacala list. Before giving me the low-down on any of the others, he FIRST suggested I seek YOUR advice regarding Ms. Villa and the alleged possible drug incident (which the US Government agent I later met with CONFIRMED was real -- but NO ONE is after ANYONE in the (REDEACTED) family. They are not TOO bright, but not "bad people" either).
It is JOLENE of Oregon and Meh-SEE-yuh (I don't know the spelling of where he said his coffee/marijuana plantation is), and both David and his wife Lyn -- the Wilsons -- who currently rent a "back-cottage" on Isla Marias near the gate to Chacalita. These people DUPED (REDACTED) into doing VERY DANGEROUS THINGS (and apparently paid her next to nothing).
SURE she's embarrassed (and a little angry with me), but life goes on and I will soon pick up a small present to give her from the United States Government in THANKS for her help in getting the EVIDENCE and in understanding HOW they had been so well HIDDEN previously -- NOT NOW!!!
I don't know when the arrest warrants will come out for JOLENE and the Wilsons, but they PLAN not to question (REDACTED) AT ALL, since it is NO LONGER NECESSARY.
>>> BACK TO IT!!! So when I told this "legal eagle" that you have told me basically to FUCK OFF in a very snotty way -- as if you were FRENCH or something (DISCLAIMER: I'm directly descended from Chalemagne and the Carolingian Line, so sorta French mysself), I told him I replied to you that your name, "Lance Horne" sounds like a "pointy penis" and if you have one of interesting SIZE to contact me ASAP, he and his buddy fell on the floor laughing -- he saying he didn't think you had one at all. HA!!!
But if you prove to ME otherwise, I will REPAIR YOUR REPUTATION (no charge at all!!!)!!!
See latest blog post: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/
Scott
On Fri, Nov 23, 2012 at 8:32 PM, Lance Thorne <thornelance@gmail.com> wrote:
Alas you have yet to say any thing of interest or veracity to my ears...you seem to be but a thorn in the side of our little paradise. Your supposed report of drug activities is merely hear say....I believe the majority of our community, at least the many I have had you as a topic of..wish you would just stop spamming us. In the future; since I never requested any communication with you I will automatically put you in my spam box where I feel you belong . By the way your low shots below the belt is not a very refined communication technique; and apparent scrambled brains aren't much fun to observe(unsigned)
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