Electro-Letter to His ROYAL UN-ness, the President of NORTH KOREA!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

>>> HERETOFORE (or later) :


Dear Ms. Kim Jong Un,


You must be ONE FIERCE LESBIAN -- no lipstick and I see ya SMOKE!!!


And you thought that pot-cloud CLOWN was gonna bring you his other ROD -- MAN, he had to leave that for Gov. Pat McCrory here in North Carolin . . . wait a minute: I live in Puerto Vallarta with a bunch of Stuarts and Stewarts (crazy WHITE people -- don't ask), so not HERE, exactly, but Gov. McCrory requested Bev. Perdue find him something "really special", and that gal was AS GOOD AS HER WORD!!! -- but Pat had NO IDEA she would present it to him at his inauguration -- OH MY!!!

 

 

They had to "lathe it down" a tad . . .

 

 

 

Gov. McCrory found it IMPOSSIBLE to smile all DAY -- and into MANY MORROWS!!! If you ask ME, he's just as sour-faced as that pickled NINETY-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN (after his shavings), know what I mean???


He should have LUBED before sitting, silly GOVERNOR!!!


But Kim, honey, we're sending Dennis back OVER there and he's got something you've been asking for for YEARS: A clean fresh diaper.


Nes pas???


I'm sure my State Department contacts (or SOMEBODY, capable), will forward this email to you.


And I'm CURIOUS if you've tried those electronic cigarettes -- they were ALL THE RAGE in Mercy-Me House Shelter, Wilmington, NC, when I stayed THERE (my most recent "slut" period). Call Rev. Shivers or Shavers (either way), at  +1 (910) 343-0707 at Bethesda Christian Life Church (right next door), or +1 (910) 343-0330 at the Shelter, and ask HIM what he's packin', no???


Yours,


KING KONG