QUICK!!! Someone Stick a PENIS in That Mouth (before the MOST rumored-gay of the Republican Senators DEEP THROATS the Washington MONUMENT!!!

 

From here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/01/ted-cruz-cpac_n_2792685.html .

>>> They say TED CRUZ likes 'em BIGGER than even the "Six-Foot Kenan Cock"!!!


Well I am the SEVEN FOOT KENAN (almost, and this does NOT reveal my OWN manhood dimentionals) -- and I invite that TRULY HOT SEN. GAY-CRUISE to whiz on by my perch atop Kenan Steeple (above Kenan Chapel), at First Presbyterianators' Church, Wilmington, NC!!!

Just ask CHARLIE BONEY!!!

 

 

See more here: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2011/12/message-in-bottle-literally.html

Scott

 

 

The APTLY-NAMED "Six-Foot Kenan Cock" is a reproduction (asexual) of the Symbol of the TRUE Protestant Reformation by a Kenan Progenitor who AUTHORIZED the Church of Scotland. Congregants of First Prez, Wilmington love talking about it thisly/thistlely as well as thusly to let ALL KNOW that as God-Graced Southerners, one can do anything to ANYONE -- as long as we do it NICELY (huh, Alex???)

 

 

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