>>> THIS JUST IN at 3:06 PM, CDT: Russian hits EQUAL those of the USA for the last 24 hours. In the LAST HOUR they are running 50% higher than those from the USA. This is UNPRECEDENTED and EXTRAORDINARTY!!!
I (again), thank those RUSSIANS!!!
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1. First, a definition:
| Beard: | |||
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
"Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards."
"Ain't THAT the truth!!!"
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A beard I once won at my friend MARK BEARD's (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Beard_(artist) ), Christmas Party, 2009. He was a DOOR PRIZE!!!: 
2. The ORIGINAL LaVonda for whom Michelle was actually named:
3. The PUSSY HUSBAND's current boyfriend (if the NOT-in-USA Press is to be believed):
Reggie Love, whom I have ERRONEOUSLY reported before as a UNC Chapel Hill grad, actually went to Duke -- like was PREDICTED ERRONEOUSLY that I would play basketball at DUKE in the 1967 edition of the book THE KENAN FAMILY, published when I was only 6' 7" (these are the TOP Kenan-supported Universities -- so at least I had it RIGHT that Reggie Love is KENAN EDUCATED.
See more here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/e60/news/story?id=3537700 . 4. The CURRENT DILEMMA:  5. CURRENT STATE OF "AFFAIRS" : 5A. 
The BAMBINO whose diaper needs to be changed, but UNLIKE President George W. "the JOKER" Bush who SHUT UN's DAD DOWN SUPER PRONTO by using banks to CUT OFF North Korea's ability to PAY ITS MILITARY, Barry Bam-Bam prefers to tickle his diminuitive penis.
See more of that here: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2013/04/actual-email-verbatim-sent-to-me-by.html .
5B. NOW UBER-HET (and hairless), VLADIMIR PUTIN ENTERS THE SCENE!!!:
Kindly notice how Obama has "Lady Shapes" -- probably due to steroids.
Russia Responds To U.S. Magnitsky Act By Placing 18 American War Criminals On Blacklist !!!
This includes John Yoo, a former U.S. Justice Department official who wrote legal memos authorizing harsh interrogation techniques; David Addington, the chief of staff for former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney; and two former commanders of the Guantanamo Bay detention center: retired Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller and Adm. Jeffrey Harbeson.
5C. And let's not forget the man who's STUCK HIS DICK up President Obama (by INVITATION, only), MORE TIMES than a TALKING HORSE can count (actually, there are TWO of them!!!):
 
Notice the "LAVENDER TIE" (a multidimensional comment)!!!
And let's NOT FORGET that to Rupert Murdock's WALL STREET JOURNAL, John Boehner CROWED:
John Boehner QUOTED: "Who would have ever guessed that we could make 99% of the Bush tax cuts permanent? When we had a Republican House and Senate and a Republican in the White House, we couldn't get that. And so, not bad!!!"
6. THE GHOST FROM THE PAST : 
Jeane Dixon "predictin' ".
Several years ago, it was revealed in FBI DOCUMENTS obtained via a "Freedom of Info Act" demand, that Jeane Dixon, an alleged psychic and horoscope columnist was ACTUALLY on J. Edgar Hoover's payroll as a PUBLICITY AGENT, paid by the FBI to TERRORIZE Hoover's victims IN ADVANCE OF THEIR ASSASINATIONS!!!
But on her OWN deathbed, Jeane Dixon SWORE that when the PUBLIC discovered "who the REAL Communists in the United States Government are", we would be SHOCKED BEYOND BELIEF!!!
Frankly, NOTHING shocks me, anymore.
That said, I believe Mr. Putin should FUCK OBAMA's ASS whilest Obama SUCKS KIM JONG UN off.
Wouldn't YOU agree???
This is what Michael Massicott of www.pentagon-usa.com likes BEST, this thing he call a "SANDWICH" (and others call a "hot manwich").:
Mike is on the small side -- but SUPER TASTEY!!!
Here's Mike's direct LANDLINE (to call him -- should you desire to do that): +1 (404) 843-3254.
>>> READ MORE HERE: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2013/03/feeling-tad-horny-i-thought-why-not.html .
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Me saying this (in so many words).
7. The WOMAN who put me up to ALL OF THIS!!!:
As imagined here by ANDY WARHOL, who gave me PERSONALLY a tour of his "Old" AND "New" FACTORIES in late March of 1983, in the company of Jane Smith, as well as a six-foot mustachioed Eastern European "COUNTESS" , and Maria St. Just (nee: Britneva), whose son-in-law was the ACTUAL ARCHITECT of Andy's NEW FACTORY!!!
(We had just come by cab from Sardi's where we had eaten with a whole BEVY of TENNESSEE WILLIAMS' FRIENDS after the Memorial for Mr. Williams earlier that morning. Details can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/WALKING-ON-GLASS-TENNESSEE-ebook/dp/B0053480S2 )
 >>> EXTRA BONUS: Message I just sent Russian Premier Dmitri Medvedev via CIA/Facebook:   | |||
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