RP: This "Saint Kenan's Bathing Incident" Seems Just a Tad Too STEAMY -- Wouldn't You AGREE???

RE-PRINTED from here: http://theweathercontinues.blogspot.com/2016/05/this-saint-kenans-bathing-incident.html

Yes, yes, I KNOW St. Kenan appears to be an escapee from a Futuristic Fantasy (with throwback references), but if his body doesn't DECAY, why shouldn't he UPDATE it???

>>> WHAT I'LL DO is paste the passage below, re-punctuating and touching it up a bit -- but I'm not sure it will make PERFECT sense -- and it came from here:

http://theweathercontinues.blogspot.com/2016/05/blimey-st-kenan-was-consecrated-bishop.html

According to the martyrology of Oengus, body Kenan remained without corruption in the grave. This is a day of Cairnech Tuilen came to see. Naturally, we wanted to prepare him a bath. 

"It's boring" Kenan said, "- what Cairnech request. The pool is bottomless.  . . . Do it and fill you wash." 

Water is poured: not a drop is lost. 

"Enter into the hot-tub," said Kenan, who does the same.

"How beautiful is this body, OH!" exclaims Cairnech, priest.

"Now, yes . . . but one day!"

"I pray God that it remains well intact until 'the coming of Christ' -- the great judgment," Cairnech said. 

From the calendar, Hot Priests (2014 edition), published in Rome, Italy

It is granted. Every year on Holy Thursday, a bishop just cut hair and nails of the deceased. Adamnan, his successor, who wanted to watch the saint's body with curiosity soon lost sight. It was found that -- after a RIGOROUS fast. 

Since then, nobody has dared to open the grave!

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