NEW HORRORS from the MASTER!!!
The BEST book on writing, EVER: https://www.amazon.com/Writing-Memoir-Craft-Stephen-King/dp/B009BDVD2Q
"NICE is a girl with No Tits, No Ass, and No Personality" - President Lyndon B. Johnson
Actually -- and out of this tree as I was a-smokin' a tobacco cigarette on my back deck this morning -- with a big CRASHING sound -- SOMETHING fell. I looked out to see an adult Eagle, that spent a few seconds regaining its composure, then fly off unharmed.
I assume it must have gone for a squirrel or smaller bird (that got away), and as soon as it took flight, two cats charged in looking for "the spoils of war", finding none. After searching images, I saw that it was DEFINITELY an Eagle -- not a Hawk.
It was a SIGN FROM GOD.
Shirtless Tonga Olympian Pita Taufatofua Wins Olympic Opening Ceremony Again
The Winter Games warmed up real quick!
By Ron Dicker
And since the VAST MAJORITY of the Men of Tonga are UNCUT -- striking FEAR in the Hearts of TIGHTY-WHITEY CHRISTIANS (and such), I have found a TEN PAGE treatise on all the details and varieties of the MALE FORESKIN, featuring not just many Sports Stars, but models and Movie Stars -- including Kirk Douglas, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Daniel Radcliffe, and DOZENS MORE (including one guy with TWO wankers at the bottom of the LAST PAGE.
A TRUE CAVALCADE of MANLY IMAGES (all offered for Scientific Study).
And NOW, I must go and take care of some business . . .
Scott
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