This is the Borowitz Report so HUMOR!!! The following is one of El Chapo Guzman's two sons who held me captive in Puerto Vallarta for five weeks in 2010:
Martin Guzman and his brother Alberto Guzman (they had different mothers), held me hostage, and Alberto FORCED ME by -- razor-knife held to my skin -- to SEXUALLY SERVICE (by mouth and/or rump), a dozen of his CRACK DEALERS, but I only have photos of Martin, and of the man who ran the CRACK HOUSE where I was held, "Toro":
When I returned to Mexico 2012 - 15, I made Toro (above), clean my bathroom nakedly -- in exchange for letting him suck my wanker DRY -- LOL!!!
That time in 2012 when at Motel Villa Real in Nuevo Vallarta that I MET and was DEBRIEFED by the Mexican Marine who LITERALLY had hands-on captured El Chapo Guzman the FIRST time (before he escaped and was later captured and REMAINS in custody, now):
SEE halfway down here: http://theweathercontinues.blogspot.com/2014/03/meeting-with-several-levels-of-mexican.html
>>> THE BEST THING TODAY, WAS SEEING THAT YESTERDAY'S POSTING HAD GOTTEN MORE HITS OVERNIGHT THAN ANY NEW POSTING IN SEVERAL MONTHS!!!
I don't know if this is because of my honesty with my near Kenan Family over my "Complicated PTSD" and how I first got it being the "hated faggot son" of America's TOP NAZI, Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan -- or because of the BOTTOM HALF where Michelle Obama accidentally ADMITTED that Barack is a Homosexual, unable to get it up for her reliably.
I STILL believe Obama was our BEST PRESIDENT since Kennedy and Eisenhower:
THEN, I discovered Facebook KICKED ME OFF for posting the following:
And they ALSO claimed that THIS silly posting violated SEXUAL ACTIVITY and NUDITY RULES on Facebook -- where I have seen it posted by several others, and have APPEALED this non-sense:
Also in the NEWS the last few days is that BOTH Facebook and You Tube have been KICKING OFF anyone who CRITICIZES THEM for their Kenan/Trump/Christian/Vladimir Putin policies -- LOL!!!
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