Wednesday, April 10, 2013

So Then, WHAT are "Godly" Behaviors (other than HOT sex)???

 
 
 
 
>>> I SUPPOSE IT BEHOOVES US TO STOP A MOMENT HERE:


1. Since ALL scripture of ALL religions correctly claim that humankind was made "in the image of God", it should be UBER-APPARENT TO ALL that this GOD is a sex-addicted HUMORIST!!! And God's actual material body being the currently manifest physical Universe, It gets its ya-yas from US having as much "responsible-yet-still-fun" sex -- PRAISE THE LORD!!!


2. Naturally, this must be constrained by our appropriate agreements (like marriage vows -- although cheating you really CAN get away with like spontaneous clothes-catching-fire whilest on a business trip with someone NOT otherwise available is like the tree falling in the forest with no one there: WHO HEARS IT???), and cannot be between children and adults. If you want to have sex with those in the "Animal Kingdom", you must FIRST obtain their written permission (not a bad idea for some humans, either).


3. To LIVE this Godly Life, one must first HONESTLY confront ONESELF!!!:




Of course, in YOUR case, it might be more like this:





And MOST men and women agree that Vestigial Het-Sex Virgins are SUPER HOT!!!:






And it is WELL WORTH REMEMBERING that in "His" admonition that ALL should PAY THEIR FAIR TAXES: "Give unto Caesar the things that are Caesars!!! And to GOD that things that are Gods," Jesus CLEARLY IMPLIES that since God RESPECTS and DEMANDS WE MATERIALLY SUPPORT our Civil Authorities (especially now that we ELECT them), he  -- in a parallel-construction "writing device" warns government to STAY OUT OF "HIS" bedrooms and from INTERFERING with HIS and the human(s) also present's sex acts.


Big Sweetie (as I like to call God), has JUST THIS MOMENT sent me an illustration to make God's take on this REAL:








>>> OBJECTION!!!: We can't have sex CONSTANTLY (no matter how much God would love it). :


TRUE -- and the NEXT most Godly thing to do is to "make like a cow" (Babs Bush???), and similar to chewing yer cud, RUMINATE!!!


ru·mi·nate

verb \ˈrü-mə-ˌnāt\
ru·mi·nat·edru·mi·nat·ing


Definition of RUMINATE

 

transitive verb
1: to go over in the mind repeatedly and often casually or slowly
 
2: to chew repeatedly for an extended period
 
 
intransitive verb
1: to chew again what has been chewed slightly and swallowed : chew the cud
 
2: to engage in contemplation : reflect

 
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Other than that, I'd recommend things like working an activity that produces income (physical or mental work), raising children CORRECTLY, darning sox for the poor, and/or lace-making to adorn some HIGH ALTAR (possibly your bed).



 
 
This is ONE EXAMPLE of what a lady knit to protect her fisherman-husband's cod catch.
 
 
 
GET THE IDEA???
 
 
 
Scott

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