Tuesday, August 3, 2010

This just in from CNN!!!


BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU ONLINE.

Of course the Pet Shop Boys told you this, but the Republican Party has blocked their success in the USA. Everywhere else in the world, they remain one of the most successful bands ever, still writing, performing, and producing cutting edge art.

I told you this too. So did Newsweek, but you preferred Republican controlled TIME.

Who's laughing now???

Word to the Wise: Your cell phone is a microphone that you can only turn off by removing the battery. TIME magazine even published this fact.

iPhone users are out of luck. Steve Jobs is a top Republican. McIntosh computers are far less secure than Windows and Jobs is greedy and gives NOTHING to improve the world. His assignment was to cleverly market computers to the creative people, make them totally open to spying, and then pretend no one hacks them. LOL. The Republicans have been totally tapped into America's cream of creativity.

Ask any security expert for computers. Don't ask me.

And I am at Happy Hour and drunk . . . ish. Here in Puerto Vallarta. . . .

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