Kevin Maurer Meyer Freifechter Verein of Fredricksburg, Texas
Hey Kevin,
I LOVE your concept (I've ALWAYS wanted to be considered a
"gadfly" since I first came across the word)!!! And I DO want to
stress that I do NOT wish to in any way restrict your questions or
CONSCIOUSLY influence your report.
That said -- and the fact, as pointed out by Andy Warhol,
whose FIRST and SECOND factories I got a tour of with Jane Smith (widow of
sculptor Tony Smith and CLOSE friend of TW), some perennial female TV Game Show
contestant from that time (March 1983) -- not Kitty Carlyle, but similar -- and
murder/estate-theft architect Maria St. Just -- and there met a six-foot
Eastern-European countess (or similar), with a fascinating, pesky,
half-bleached "caterpillar mustache", ALL PUBLICITY IS GOOD
PUBLICITY!!!
>>> MY MEMOIR can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/WALKING-ON-GLASS-TENNESSEE-ebook/dp/B0053480S2 .
>>> MY MEMOIR can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/WALKING-ON-GLASS-TENNESSEE-ebook/dp/B0053480S2 .
And speaking of dear ol' Andy, when he interviewed
"Texas" Kate (who had learned how to perfectly fake being The Richest
Woman in the World (TW's INSPIRATION for the lead in MASKS OUTRAGEOUS AND
AUSTERE) from being (in her youth), a close friend of the WEALTHIEST
of my distant Kenan relatives when they lived in Atlanta before Frank Hawkins
Kenan returned his family to the Chapel Hill area, when Andy interviewed Kate
for one of his TWO published pieces with or on her in INTERVIEW magazine,
Kate famously said, "But ANDY . . . if you've READ it, it HAS to be
true!!!"
All Tennessee's friends used to LOVE to quote that line of
Kate's, especially after TW was repeatedly ONCE-AGAIN pilloried in the
Christian-intimidated press (pretty much all of it).
So YES, I'm totally submissive (a bottom), and willingly
submit to being (in the metaphorical sense only, I reckon), to
whatever wordy lovemaking, rape, pilloring, purring and cuddling, as you
see fit. I dig it all -- including sharp confrontations, ambush smack-downs-or-arounds,
and word-web bondage. I trust that with your "front line" experience,
you are up to some fun & frivolity -- and will prove you are up to the
task-at-hand (as well as NOT being scared off by my "wordsmanship",
just completed).
Rev. Pete Brown at First Prez can attest to my actually
being a "pussy-cat" in one-on-ones.
But just a heads up: I have actually taken DOZENS of
people off my email lists -- I just don't yowl about it as much as I do those
whom I refuse to take off due to their lack of a sense of humor.
And all THAT said, since STAR NEWS is so damn CHEAP they refuse to pay for the phone call, I DO believe I have the RIGHT to control what you publish since I have to pay the cost of the interview (except your time -- but MY time has value as well, so it cancels out). I just yield to you since I know you're so handsome and manly (and TALENTED!!!).
And THAT said:
1. If I miss you when I call about 8:00PM EDT Wednesday (God
allowing), I'll leave a message and they can certainly spring a buck or so for
you to call me back so I can then call you. SURELY, that's not asking too
much.
2. I first intended to say that with THIS email, I would
begin CONFIDENTIALLY communicating with you, but since it occurs to me that
posting/emailing this might INCREASE interest in your piece, I should at least
do that -- and we ALL win (except maybe Ben David and "THE MINIONS").
3. I'll do that in tandem with an email I'm about to compose
to my "backer", whose latest gifts arrived today, and the scene I had
at MBE was something many might call UBER-OUTRAGEOUS!!!
I really AM looking forward to this, and compliment you on
your sexuality-identity CONFIDENCE!!!
All best,
Scott
On Tue, Jul 31, 2012 at 12:46 PM, Maurer, Kevin wrote:
Scott,
I
work at night, so I was hoping to talk at 8 p.m. phone interview as you are
right, I am not in Mexico. I am open Wednesday if you have time or Friday. Let
me know what time you plan on calling and I will make sure I am at my desk. My
office number is (redacted). Otherwise, we’ll have to do it next week. For
starters, I just want to talk with you about your email list. The list has an
impressive number of names that range from lowly reporters like myself to state
officials. I also want to talk about your blog and your goals for it. Finally,
I want to talk about how you created the list and why you don’t allow people to
unsubscribe.
As of
now, the story will be a profile of you with the idea that you’re a gadfly
known in the area for these emails and rants.
Thanks
for making time for me. I look forward to talk with you.
Kevin
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