The Weather Up Here:: Pigs Be in Paradise (fools can now see they are in HELL)!!!

Please follow the link in the "News Item" for further explanation of this Aryan Smile-In.

>>> BUT FIRST, A NEWS ITEM:

Won't THIS prove to be hollow in the upcoming days when I give North Carolain Republicans (and New Hanover County ones, especially -- with a corrupted Democrat or two), a SEVERE THRASHING in both Civil and Criminal Courts of various jurisdictions, exacting HUGE SUMS OF CASH from their greedy little hides and possibly revealing their wonton sex lives in the process.

The GLORY DAYS is what I might call my now-unstoppable project (with thanks to the "Reds" for their setting up their own fall so flawlessly.

Scott David Kenan
Chjacalla, Mexico (for the moment)

North Carolina’s Victory

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North Carolina’s Victory December 04, 2012

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>>> MY RECENT COMMUNICATION WITH MR. BRIEFS:

Dear Mr. Briefs:

That's right, in my absolute commitment to honor the spirit (the "letter" not yet fully formed) of our agreement, I have ALREADY assigned false names to the various "aggrieved parties" and imagined significant back stories for each of them, as people of my profession (writers), are want to do. I will remain a writer, and you a lawyer -- PRAISE JESUS!!!

I have NO COMMENT on reports that neighbors built herbal bonfires near my apartment last night, causing residents to get down-right SILLY, except to say that rumors usually DO have some basis in truth.

In any case, your first name is now Randy, and you are true to your name. Additionally, although you are BOTH a shower AND a grower, this has necessitated that your client Haime, a variant of James in Espanol which is pronounced like the Jewish Hymie which means "life", CANNOT invite you to join the private gay bathhouses in Chicago whose lifetime membership rolls also include Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama. I'm afraid you'd just get MAULED there -- especially since you are so HANDSOME and actually have NOT shaved (nor Naired), your chest, pubes, or pheromone-redolent pits. Besides -- so far -- you have no reason not to believe you are straight.

I have promoted you to partner in the Chicago law offices of Briefs, Gumpshun, & Gree, founded by Miss Delilah Gumpshun who also not only has a coast-to-coast AM radio love songs and "advice for the lovelorn" (syndicated) program that is preferred by junior-high-school girls who sleep with Snoopy dolls, but is distantly related to the well-known Gump family of Louisiana, Gumpshun being its Yankee derivative.

Mr. Gree serves as treasurer, but never discloses FULL BOOTY. If he DID, they'd extend his name all the way to "Greed".

Anyway, this is the set up, which if you have any suggestions for changes, please let me know ASAP, as I do not fancy changing the changes which I intend to begin immediately after getting this out through various channels to not only YOU, but my reading audience.

Suffice it to say that our intention here is to free the one whose personal email begins "roostersouthheimer@ . . .", and yes, Southheimer is now his last name. Having drooled over his bulging man-bikini (if not so much the rest of the package) whilest sunning at the pool at his Mismaloya, Mexico home many months ago, I have always DREAMED of the day that the "cock would crow", whether or not I am party to the crowing. His residence has not yet been renamed.

So let me begin my writers work while you attend to all things legal. I expect to have completed my work by the deadline you have suggested, and hope you will complete YOUR job in a timely fashion as well. What I sign or don't sign eventually will depend ENTIRELY on my opinion of whether or not it has a legal leg to stand on. As it IS, your motion -- which in a recent communication you inadvertently stated had NOT been vetted by a judge who knew the WHOLE truth about its "legal serving" -- seems to me to be standing on a leg known for shrinking and swelling at the drop of a blouse or panties/briefs, and MIGHT-could leave you in a very destabilized situation if you do not proceed with extraordinary care.

I guess that's it for now. Do proceed on your own. I do not pretend to tell a lawyer how to go about his responsibilities -- and you might want to consult with others whether in the infamous "Chicago Drug Mafia" or not. Remember that famous quote from the Gospel on St. John in the New Testament: "For God so loved the world, He didn't send a committee." It was deleted, of course, from Yankee versions of the Bible, but remains there IN SPIRIT nonetheless.

Carry on!!!

Scott

On Tue, Dec 4, 2012 at 11:09 AM, Randy Briefs wrote:

Scott:

I am still confident that we can resolve this matter on amicable terms; after all an autographed copy of your book rides on it!

To that end, I have attached a revised Settlement Agreement.

Per your request I have removed all language that "defines or describes a court's jurisdiction" and I have removed Wells Fargo (Bank, but NOT its associate Wells CARGO Powder-Transport -- its REAL name, that is) as a protected party.

If you remove all protected party posts and sign the attached by Sunday then we will work to get this case dismissed by our next status hearing.

I am certain that we both have more pressing matters to tend to before the Holidays. What do you say we try to get this resolved before Christmas?

Regards,

Randy

On Tue, Dec 4, 2012 at 10:41 AM, Randy Briefs wrote:

Scott:

Per my previous email, I bought us time with the Judge yesterday morning to negotiate a Settlement. Please find attached the Order.

I gotta admit I am a disappointed that within 48 hours of promising that the word is "mum" you have reverted back to negatives posts about my client? Just because I haven't emailed you back in 24 hours doesn't mean I've stopped working with you on a settlement. You understand that lawyers handle more than one case at a time, right?

My client has agreed to remove Wells Fargo (Bank, only) as a protected party from the Settlement and I am working to making the language of the Settlement more conducive to both parties interests.

I'll be in touch tomorrow, but in the meantime please do your part not to aggravate the situation.

Regards,

Randy

>>> I FORGOT TO MENTION: That I will be changing the name of the BRUTALIST Oregon Firefighter/ Licensed Marijuana-Grower to "Jolene" -- in the spirit of Johnny Cash's iconic hit, "A Boy Named Sue" . Please see the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY .

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>>> MORE IS ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE: https://www.facebook.com/scott.kenan .

Here is a sampling:

about an hour ago

Oh big WHOOP!!! Women will breast-feed ANYTHING they can attract -- ESPECIALLY men bearing money, power, diamonds, and chalets.

That said, this is a CHARMING story, I'm sure.

Scott

This Woman Breastfeeds Her Monkeys

www.huffingtonpost.com

The phrase "just monkeying around" has a whole new meaning thanks to a couple in Nanyang, China. That's partly because Huang Aiqing, 34, trains monkeys for a living, and partly because his wife, 27-year-old Jiao Xinzhen, regularly breastfeeds them.

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2 hours ago

Oh for goodness sakes!!! At least the Dems' theories about the 2000 election being stolen via BUSH v. GORE was rooted in solid realism. This is just some kind of psychotic delusion that reveals the TRUTH about Republican Thinking, post Eisenhower and perhaps Goldwater and Ford.

It's a SHAME, really, and you might feel this is STARNGE, but partially, I blame my own MOTHER, Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan of Raleigh, NC -- who raised us with swastikas on the dinner plates and whom many have told me was Dick Cheney's chief liaison with the Pope in Rome (she and Dad had SEVERAL private audiences with Pope John Paul II during their wrold-wide travels in the 1980s and 90s).

Scott

Republican Voters Pretty Sure 2012 Election Was Stolen By Non-Existent Organization

www.huffingtonpost.com

How badly are Republican voters taking the results of the 2012 election? Pretty badly, according to the latest numbers from Public Policy Polling.

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2 hours ago

Sounds good to me!!! For skeptics to wring their handlettes over the decisions of those who have recently won MONUMENTAL VICTORIES says more about THEM, than the leadership of Change.org.

America: it is TIME TO GROW UP!!!

Scott