In Memorium: Francine Fishpaw 1997-ish - 2010

Franken's Stein

“Sir, Can you spare a dollar?”

“No, I can’t.” I had watched the tall, thin guy approach, FBI emblazoned on his black T-shirt in giant white letters. Now, I see the small print: “Fat Bottom. . . . .” something or other, having to do with girls. I know I’m in a priceless moment. MasterCard is the card of evil: master requires slaves to exist. VISA is the permission to adventure. Thank God I carry only that!

But my VISA cards are tapped out, and that relates to why I’m there on the main drag of Puerto Vallarta. I’ve driven my friend Enrique to Western Union to pick up the 16,000+ pesos that his octogenarian, American benefactor has wired him. He’s promised to share some with me. Times have been tight, and worse, Fernando, my former supposed business partner, has, a few days before, scammed me of the last $250.00 of the $1,000.00 an angel named Jim had sent me, although when Fernando did it, it wasn’t yet my last. I’m still pissed at myself that I allowed that to happen, but at least it wasn’t $15,000.00, which is what I have roughly calculated Alfredo (aka Cornelio Prada Diaz) had gotten out of me. My ability to cope with devils has improved vastly, although bottom line: I’m again dead broke.

But here he is, a light-skin Mexicano, maybe even an American ex-pat. His English is impeccable, and he’s as respectful as an Army foot-soldier, which is exactly what I know in my intuiteevo he is. For the top Mexican drug cartel. I quickly and concisely nut-shell for him the gist of all I’ve discovered about the evil in the World, which has now concentrated itself in the US Republican Party, and has already been stopped dead in an irreversible way. We have already saved ourselves from the worst! It is too late for evil to win. It sure was a close game; we came within the barest of shaves of it going the other way.

After I wrap up, I write out all my contact info, knowing we’ll someday sit down and swap war stories—I can tell by the condition of his teeth he’s got good stories to tell.
As have I.

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New facts to report:

Fernando (Ruben Fernando Gomez Merino: gmezmerino@gmail.com), who changed his name legally from something he was given at birth in Columbia, had tried to enlist me so that his Mexican, godfather Hector and he could hide a land scam behind the twin powers of my Kenan surname and my service to Tennessee Williams, and “sell” a $290,000,000.00 parcel of land, the first of a contiguous tract of land twice the area of the city of Puerto Vallarta and located equidistant between that city and San Sebastian del Oeste. He had hypnotized me with plans whose qualities he and Godfather knew would intoxicate me, given my own lingering prejudices, and they had promised unlimited riches in return for my promise to market to the cream of the US crop.

But three people had confirmed the truth: The land had been stolen from a slew of rightful owners. Over the years, Godfather had, one-by-one, disappeared and murdered them all, then laid claim to the land. His crafty “selling” of the land to the smartest, brightest, and most accomplished (in the true sense of the words), would enrich him even further, and then if the labyrinthine law ever caught up with him, those people would be forced to totally back him to spare themselves the ultimate embarrassment of the truth: the BEST had given in to the Devil himself—or so, at least, it would appear.

But then, Verizon’s and Google’s (was it Google? I had only glimpsed the headline) plan to charge for prime spots on internet searches would guarantee that only the news favored by the US Republican Party SYSTEM OF EVIL would show up in any search. And Republicans would steal even more wealth in the process!

Perfection of Evil.

Perfection of connection of drug-dealing, kidnapping, torturing, murdering Latin criminals to the US Republican Party. Praise Jesus! In my head, HE had delivered, and, now, I HAD FINALLY ACCOMPLISHED MY EARTHLY MISSION.

Or, thruth-be-told, they had done it to themselves—I had only been the accountant.
TENNESSEE LAUGHS!!! (Thank you, Gary Tucker. See my Tennessee Williams memoir for details: www.walkingonglass.net )

ALSO: The machine called “Fernando” had broken down completely only a few days earlier in the living room of the owner of the oldest of the PV canopy tour owner/operators. Fernando getting entirely lost in his pretzel logic as Jeff and I listened with to-China-dropped jaws.
I prepared for two or three days, and then yesterday morning, I marched into the offices of TIMOTHY Real Estate Group, and told “our” “Russian” contact there that I had totally lost faith in Fernando’s proposed plan, but said little else. It still seemed possible that I was mistaken. I would NOT harm the innocent if rumors of my claims got out and I was wrong.

But I wasn’t. Evidence soon flooded in in support of my understanding. NOTHING suggested otherwise.

And now my (our) adversaries had gotten wind of my actions. “The FBI” had arrived to respectfully ask exactly what I knew, and he was most deferential—until he too broke down in the end, and began asking pretzel-questions about Navy intelligence and my desire to give him a non-existent-to-me dollar.

So this morning, I sit at my computer, my nose demanding I take (as they pronounce it locally), a “chower.” And as I was typing all this verbiage, Enrique showed up hours early, ready to hit the road for a couple of days or R&R, him paying.

My Daily Bread. Praise Jesus!!!

Amen.

Science and the Homosexual Question:

Andy Borowitz, 08.05.2010

Comedian and Host of PBS' "Next Week's News"

"Soon after marrying, most men stop hitting on women and start shopping for furniture," the author of a news study said. "Scientifically speaking, how gay is that?"

This just in from CNN!!!

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU ONLINE.

Of course the Pet Shop Boys told you this, but the Republican Party has blocked their success in the USA. Everywhere else in the world, they remain one of the most successful bands ever, still writing, performing, and producing cutting edge art.

I told you this too. So did Newsweek, but you preferred Republican controlled TIME.

Who's laughing now???

Word to the Wise: Your cell phone is a microphone that you can only turn off by removing the battery. TIME magazine even published this fact.

iPhone users are out of luck. Steve Jobs is a top Republican. McIntosh computers are far less secure than Windows and Jobs is greedy and gives NOTHING to improve the world. His assignment was to cleverly market computers to the creative people, make them totally open to spying, and then pretend no one hacks them. LOL. The Republicans have been totally tapped into America's cream of creativity.

Ask any security expert for computers. Don't ask me.

And I am at Happy Hour and drunk . . . ish. Here in Puerto Vallarta. . . .

WHEW. Busy day today!!!

This sent to John McCain today:

Hi John:

I hope you know that I will drop nuclear bombs on you and other Republican politicians (in a metaphorical sense only -- I use words as my weapons.) if it turns out this hold up of Clapper's nomination is just to keep the truth about the Bush/Cheney/Limbaugh Republicans from the public for a month or so longer.

If you have a reason that proves your integrity and patriotism, then good for you!!! Otherwise, I will loose "bombs" of words on your evil party (I like to think you, Sen. Lugar, and Sen. Graham are only partly brainwashed and not actual worshipers of the "anti-christ," George W. Bush.

I dare you to ignore me. I never quit, I fear nothing, and I always win.

You are of the same cloth, but let's face it: with all due respect, you are showing signs of aging as well as of a serious case of PTSD. And really: does anyone care if Sen. Lieberman has a HUGE crush on you? We knew there was SOMETHING about Joe that twisted his face and voice into such tension-filled annoyance. That said, It's understandable that he has the hots for you. Who wouldn't???

Scott D. Kenan
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico (in exile)

scottkenan.blogspot.com

Follow up: Provincetown TW Theater Festival

It will be over when the fat lady sings. She has not even identified herself yet, but I sure wish it could be Ethyl Merman, who was so much fun at parties (as described in my Tennessee Williams memoir, still blocked for publication by the Republican Party due to its evidence against them in the book).

Sent to the Provincetown Tennessee Williams Theater Festival people this morning:

Dear Williams Theater Festival People,

None of you have replied to my emails that I sent to this address within the last week. Perhaps you do not take me seriously. I will (on behalf my former employer, Mr. Tennessee Williams at his SPECIFIC directions to me before his death) destroy your festival or completely change its management, depending on developments between now and the time it is held this year.

I will do the same with the New Orleans Festival which is more ingrained with the poisons of Michael Remer and the Republican Party who masquerade while systematically seeking to destroy much of Mr. Williams' legacy by promoting crap like the nelly actor who impersonates TW as a sniveling queen (Jeremy), and bullshit like superficial racial experiments with CAT in London and NYC, and soon, apparently, STREETCAR. The good news is that your festival is of a much higher quality, relying on TW's original work in performance. The NO Fest is more bullshit yack ABOUT TW, so is more destructive. The only audience they get anymore are old retired WHITES-ONLY tourists. Now THAT tells you much!!!

Keep up your quality of performances and THROW THOMAS KEITH OUT COMPLETELY, or I will take steps. Do NOT make me take steps!!!

I have also become quite active politically lately. Here I paste in my response to an invite to an Obama birthday party in Decatur, GA, near where I lived before being forced to move to Puerto Vallarta (I have GREAT pics inside the now-closed IGUANA movie set property, and would be happy to send them by return email if you ask. Please understand that my email and phone communications often do not get through, so if you ask and do NOT receive, it is because I did not receive your email.

My word is my bond.

Unfortunately, I have MUCH evidence connecting the Republican Party to the theft of most of the royalties of my former boss, Tennessee Williams. I also have much evidence that John Linder is partnered with my former boss, Patrick Stansbury of Pentagon Publishing in Snellville to bring in illegal drugs via US Air Force planes to Maxwell, AFB in AL, ship them to GA via UPS, and sell to fund Republican Party black ops. THEN I found that Police Chief Troutman with Councilpeople Nan Nash and Richard Mailman in Stone Mountain are protecting the drug lords who have been moving to "picturesque" Stone Mountain city and having major drug center there, hiding behind nice Republican good manners. They ran me out of the country, and I am in Puerto Vallarta partnered with several Mexican businessmen to begin selling the best land to top US and other people in arts, education, science, and government. I regret I cannot attend.

If Tom Houck (who possibly works for both sides) attends, please give him my thanks for inviting me to his Press Club party in March and conecting me to key Dems who have been using my info and evidence. I will continue to work my hardest to clean the rot out of the Republican drug dealers (Newt Gingrich set this drug scheme up and had me held in jail via Judge Linda Warren Hunter on false charges for 15+ weeks in 1990, when I thought, mistakenly, that he was against drugs. HA! It took me 20 years to raise my abilities high enough to deal with this shit again. Now I (WE, actually) are winning.

For details: My Tennessee Williams memoir (check all five web pages): www.walkingonglass.net . My political blog includes much of my info and evidence, including all I sent to FBI by secure server and to Obama and many top Republicans in Senate, demanding they take IMMEDIATE action: scottkenan.blogspot.com .

Thank you, Scott D. Kenan Puerto Vallarta (in exile) (OK, I worked for TW. So I'm a bit of a drama queen. STILL, I fear nothing and I always win.) CHEERS TO ALL!!!

Letter to my real estate agent in Georgia (USA)

Hi Robert!

I do hope the current owner was able to fully exploit the services I left connected in my former house to the limits of his imagination! LOL. I guess you've gotten many bills, notices, etc., by now, and I suggest you keep them and later sell them on eBay or somewhere as memorabilia of the process I've been through after I'm anointed King of the World. LOL> LOL> LOL!!!

Of course I will not be anointed King of the World, but no telling what I might become next. My Mexican business partner and I just got confirmation yesterday that we will have full access to $50 billion in cash-equivalent bonds that the Bush/Cheney camp had hoped would be entirely destroyed when they took down the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001. They didn't partner with the Royal Saudi Government just to make endless war to enrich their Carlisle Group -- they also figured a lot of Jewish and other wealth concentrated in the World Trade Towers would evaporate, and of course some of it did.

But these bonds continue to exist in a way that the family who rightfully owns them cannot use them themselves, but Fernando has worked out a way that has been vetted by the top financial authorities, so that we will be able to use those bonds for our purposes in developing new communities here in "heaven," and in the process, convert that wealth (plus interest, dividends, thank-you gratuity) into something we can deliver back to them and they can then fully control once more.

We only make win-win-win propositions (except to conscious assholes, who will be crushed eventually by our and our allies financial jaws). Fernando insists that our airline (when we get around to establishing it) Have only the KENAN moniker, our main logo on each plane's tail: KENAN: integrity . education . liberty. You see, as our guiding light, we want only the best of mission statements, and this is the nutshell of my distant relatives' purposes and actions: You must start with an absolute foundation of integrity. Educate, educate, educate (the only "real" action that is needed), and then the result is liberty for (eventually) all.

Our airships, as i prefer to call planes, will be painted to resemble deep sea creatures with bioluminescence, the windows being the strings of lights along the lengths of so many of those creatures as seen on Discovery TV. I'm taking the ideas of the now-defunct Texas-based Braniff Airlines to their next logical level. And speaking of Braniff, I wonder how many people know that they actually, along with BOAC and Air France, flew Concordes?

Not many, I'm sure, but then no one seems to have a memory that rivals mine. (My swastikas-on-the-dinner-plates mother literally HATES me for this. LOL!!!) In any case, my partner assures me that the SST will soon have a return to service, although with significant eco-friendly modifications, and the government of one European nation will present him and me one of them for our personal business use in gratitude for services rendered or to be rendered. Here's a hint: Godfather Hector won an award from UNESCO for designing the best reproduction 18th century village, perfect in apparent detail, yet incorporating the best of modern technology. He did this in France.

The services we will be providing to the world cannot yet be announced, but have to do with assuring those with eyes to see or ears to hear are quite safe in the 30% of the Earth's surface that will NOT be destroyed when a celestial body passes close enough to us to destabilize our crust and its movements are monumental. Hollywood has been preparing us psychologically for this allegorically for many years. This will happen after the 'fizzle" event late 2012, which is predicted in certain prophesies: Mayan, et al.

The entire scientific community is aware of this upcoming event (or at least those in Mexico are), and I am in agreement with the massive security surrounding this knowledge. To announce it before the very practical plans Fernando (primarily -- I'm the marketing guy) has developed and will rapidly put into place, would only panic everyone. But don't worry, we will explain it all clearly at the right time, and have non-userous options for all who understand to protect themselves, their families, and their assets. This plan has been in development by the richest Jewish families in Mexico for many years. Please sleep well. We are in control!

THE REVENGE OF THE JEWS, I like to call it.

Those who remain addicted to Republican Party/Catholic Church/Nazi (pastel or otherwise) delusions will perish. God has to clean things up before delivering us literally into heaven-on-earth, you see. Not our idea, but His.

Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for all your good work, and also to let you know that should you ever care to work with us in our real estate venture, you'd be given some of the very best properties to represent, and to the very finest of people. We WON'T be allowing just any white-trash crackers like Nan Nash, C. Troutman, or "Mr. Mailman" to buy, that's for DAMN sure. HA!

I'm going to copy some of the other Stone Mountain folk so they have new material to laugh at and denounce me as insane for. I just love doing that!!!

Please stop by Wells Cargo Cafe soon and let Hilda know that I will pick up my stuff as soon as it is again safe for me to return to Stone Mountain. She has no email address that I'm aware of, and my phones are still not working properly. I do expect that to change quite soon, but I've gone so long without speaking with her, I want her to know I'm still up to no good and absolutely prospering. Of course she and her family will be enriched beyond their dreams for being so kind to me. I just ADORE women who can act as mean as snakes to protect what is important!

What I do, I do to honor the Kenans who have gone before me and Ben Zion Leuchter, the Jew who touched me most deeply. He not only mistakenly believed my family was literally Jewish, but has a name that could not be higher: Son of Zion Who Spreads Light. A special shout-out to his daughter, Janet (my teacher as well), and the memory of his gorgeous wife, Magda. Additional special thanks to Robert Sturm, Jonathan Reiner, and Dean Hansell (who with our co-Denison-University-alumnus, Michael Eisner has affected me directly and indirectly in ways too numerous to detail. And speaking of DU people: Steve Carell and Hall Holbrook: i have some fun ideas for future projects!).

The future will honor our Jewish and non-Jewish backers here in Mexico and in other countries. Thank you for believing in our projects and us! Fernando and I might be goyim, but we're not schmucks. YOU were kind enough to recognize this and you honor us outrageously. We are humbled beyond the ability of words to express.

Many thanks, and with kind regards to your family,
Scott

NOW PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, YOU PRINCE(S), (-ess), (-esses), YOU!