Saturday, December 22, 2012

Let's Make a DEAL (me n' the "DEVILS")!!!

 
Last night, I ate at La Mella ristorante on Mulberry Street in Little Italy. Please notice the Italian "sausage" lamp (here unlit), hanging at an angle above the long table. The two white globes light up and theses "balls" are said to be PURE Sicilian. The red bulb on the other end represents the excitable "red-head" of the pinga, but even when the chain is pulled REPEATEDLY (three times turns the "Italian Trick" ), no messy muscilage is excreted onto dining customers!!!
 
 
I yanked the chain with the desired effect three times last night in preparation to writing this blog post -- How 'bout THEM apples (Italiano) ???
 
 
 
 
 
>>> FIRST DRAFT OF EMAIL TO THE HEAD OF THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH IN AMERICA:


But FIRST, my last night's CLAM DINNER (white sauce on linguini -- I had ALREADY eaten seven clams and disposed of the shells before taking this photo. Ala carte price: $14.95 USD)






>>> A LETTER (to be sent immediately after blogging it):


Dear Mr. Christian DeRuitter,


The ladies at the info booth inside the Cathedral of St. John the Divine here in Manhattan (I'm writing from the coffee shop by the basketball venue on the campus of Colombia University, a school my Kenan relatives gave many millions to -- just like the Episcopal Archdiocese of Atlanta -- and The University of the South (aka "Sewanee").


These ladies, having taken their Episcopal Faith SERIOUSLY (and having gotten a nutshell of my major points), joined me in a brief prayer that you (or the HIGHEST OFFICER of the Episcopal Church in the USA), and I resolve a certain pressing issue amicably. That said, this email is ALREADY part of my blog (http://scottkenan.blogspot.com ), which President Barack Obama (I have been assured), actually reads PERSONALLY, and in preparation for Joe Biden taking the NEXT Inaugural Oath, has scaled back the festivities of the one he thought he would again star in.


I thank Mr. Obama for his REASONED accommodation!!! Once you've read more, I'm sure you will agree, no???


My "Ecclesiastical Credentials" come primarily from my bloodline, which has been traced from Pepin, the first King of Italy, his son the King of Lombardy (whom I believe invented the system of chivalry -- an advance at the time). Then on the Charlemagne, the FIRST Holy Roman Emperor, over to some Dukes of Normandy (not to be confused with the Duke of Earl, although we BECAME Earls after the Uniting of the Kingdom. Previous to that, my progenitors included a Chief Justice of Great Britain, TWO Magna Carta Sureties (a father and son "surnamed" de Claire), the whole Stuart Line in Scotland beginning with somebody "The Bruce" (NOT Lenny), and of course the Stuart Line in England as well.


That stated, I'm sure you know that means my "Kenan Family" authorized the Church of Scotland -- known elsewhere as Presbyterianism. If I recall things correctly, YOUR Church was begun by a Tudor GLUTTON who couldn't keep his "pinga" in his "royal garment" and needed about seven or so divorces -- HEY, but whose COUNTING???


I understand that you are part of the "Anglican Communion" and I in NO WAY mean to imply that I have a beef AT ALL with today's Church of England in all her diversity of names and jurisdictions -- EXCEPT for in the United States of America (here). In fact I have ENORMOUS respect for Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, especially after that shocking even with Princess Diana WOKE HER UP. HA!!! Please see to totally COOL letter (fake, yet REAL), that she sent to her "once again colonies" -- I got it from a Canadian "bagel-baker" in Puerto Vallarta, who is NOT a Jew (but ALWAYS boils his bagels, unlike MANY a goy): http://scottkenan.blogspot.com/2012/11/outrage-her-majesty-queen-elizabeth-ii.html .


Sorry, I am too easily distracted -- let me get right to my point:


Sir (and interested others):


I am able to PROVE IN A COURT OF LAW that the head of the Episcopal Church USA with NYC lawyer (former bro-in-law of Paul McCartney), with Michael Remer (deceased a year ago), lawyer of rights for Sewanee, and Maria St. Just (nee Britneva), conspired to and actually successfully MURDERED my former employer, Thomas Lanier Williams III (aka Tennessee Williams), when they got wind that Tom was considering leaving his estate to be MANAGED by Harvard University, although still OWNED by Sewanee -- THIS after Jackie Kennedy Onassis warned him that they with the CIA and Republican Party were ALREADY planning to kill him to get the estate as soon as possible anyway.


I witnessed this at Jean Stein's and George Plimpton's party in Tennessee's honor on January 11, 1982 at Jean's Manhattan apartments -- later on the same day that Mayor Koch gave Tom an honor from the city of New York (Elizabeth Ashley spoke at the ceremony).


Additionally at that party, not only did Warren Beatty mistake me for Tommy Tune (I'm 6' 11" -- Tommy about 6' 8", but older), and Truman Capote call out to Jackie as I escorted her into the party (she had come in unescorted while I alone was getting a drink at the vestibule bar, I greeted the former -- and CONTINUING, if you ask ME -- First Lady, Jacqueline (Bouvier) Kennedy, Onassis, gave her coat to the attendant, got her a drink, and as we walked into the party, Truman (on the seven-day vodka diet -- according to Jack to me, earlier), raised up on the ottoman he had passed out on, and hollered for all to hear: "She's a WHORE -- and her SISTER is a WORSE WHORE!!! She'll RUIN your repuTATION!!!"


As you might imagine, I was "raised right", and like Jackie, acted as if nothing had happened. That said, i had my arm lightly around the small of Jackie's back (Escortment Protocol, I believe it is called), and felt the SHIVER go up her back -- as if JFK had just been SHOT AGAIN!!!


Not commonly known, but entirely true, is that a year or so before President Kennedy had been shot, my mother took my sister Jane and I to hear President Kennedy speak LIVE in Louisville, KY where we lived then -- I about in 6th grade. The Louisville Courier-Journal reported that we (as an audience), had set the RECORD for the LONGEST applause that President Kennedy EVER received (to that time, anyway). And today -- and even before I worked for Mr. Williams -- every few years I remember that and give a single clap.


I just did it again. I always want to be the LAST ONE CLAPPING for that record-setting event that I was privileged to be part of. And I think you can understand why when Jackie told me some secrets that night in 1982, I naturally PROMISED her I would one day get her and President Kennedy's REVENGE (Jewish VENGEFUL-GOD-like, but sans violence. Wordily instead).


I've done that already on my blog and expect to have Obama resign BEFORE his second Inauguration for reasons that are MORE than well known to the top officers of your GOD-HATING not CHURCH, but Bishops. I ally with the True Episcopalians -- PRAISE JESUS (and his Holy Name, as we Catholics say -- although I'm actually just catholic).


So here is the deal: Since I can prove your Church hierarchy plotted all this and John Uecker (an EXCELLENT "Method" drama coach, most known for his "Running Sun" Theater and coaching so many -- especially James Gandolfini), smothered Tennessee when Maria St. Just got word from my own mother (Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan -- now almost 90 and living with Dad, William Scott Kenan, almost 94, in Raleigh, NC -- PROVEN top NAZI in the US and Dick Cheney's former CHIEF liaison with the Pope-in-Rome), had me permanently STUPEFIED on a false diagnosis of "Bipolar" and on Lithium (which she managed to KEEP me on a total of 30 years, excepting the time I worked for TW).


John has told me HIMSELF that he made up the "choked on a bottle cap" story -- later proven scientifically to have been IMPOSSIBLE. Later John Uecker came up with the "sudden intolerance to Seconal 'theory'", which the coroner dutifully and QUIETLY changed the official death records to reflect six months after the death. This too was a lie. Tennessee had taken Seconal his entire later adult life as a sleeping aid and had a HUGE tolerance to the wine, Seconal, Valium, and "Vitamin shots" he took regularly the whole time I worked for him.


Later, because Tennessee's maid Leoncia McGee was denied the income he provided her in the codicil Jackie Kennedy had suggested -- because as a WITNESS to the codicil Lee (as we called her -- and she'd previously been Ernest Hemingway's maid), was legally prevented from benefiting from it. Maria St. just stepped in and gave Leoncia an income to her dying day -- in exchange for claiming Tennessee was INCOMPETENT when he signed it.


Two other pawns of the Episcopal Church/Sewanee/Republican Party/CIA were Gary Tucker and Schuyler (Skye) Wyatt. Ne'er-Do-Wells who were hangers-on in the Williams household and rent-boys on the side (for different reasons), they TOO perjured themselves the same way for y'all. Skye survived Gary -- the two of them living SKY HIGH in a Victorian mansion of Peachtree Street in Atlanta after Tom's death, where I'd run into them and they always invited me to their decadent parties, but I always declined.


You see, they both had low-paying jobs -- when they worked at all -- and Skye in the early 1990s after Gay passed from AIDS bragged to ME that the reason he worked then as a flunky for a caterer in Chattanooga, Tennessee and still had a HOT luxury roadster and a luxury apartment there (and bought rounds of drinks in the Atlanta gay bars when he visited) was that he was kept in HIGH STYLE by cash given him by a Republican HIGH in the Tennessee State Legislature (as you know, Sewanee is in Tennessee) -- WITHOUT TRADE FOR SEX!!!


In 2009, when your Bishop invited me to the Poet's Corner Stone Ceremony and Bishop's "celebrity-reception" in the rectory next door to St. John the Divine Cathedral -- which was a TON of fun (especially Olympia Dukakis, scholar Annette Saddik, and writer John Patrick Shanley (DOUBT)), John Uecker told me that Skye had told him THE EXACT SAME THING!!!


But I was TOTALLY disrespected not only by your Bishop (who REFUSED to greet me personally), but my Thomas Keith, onetime Williams book editor for New Directions Press, but ACTUALLY handler of scholars (keeping them in line for the CIA/Republican/Episcopal bunch who ALSO were in bed together in the TOP NARCO-TRAFFICKING ring in the entire world -- Thomas's boyfriend, the Colombian (country, not university), immigrant whose family are part of the Cali Cartel who had taken over Stone Mountain, GA (after first taking NYC under the name "Sun Kings", and I once was sheltered whilest homeless in Puerto Vallarta in 2010 by one of the Sun King LEADERS who had gotten out early from a 25 year US Federal sentence for his crimes after 12 years because he was only 17 when he committed them.


Unfortunately, I did NOT know that he had murdered and dismembered many people in NYC also -- and the Feds never even KNEW about those crimes. When I first published his picture (google my name with Sonny and/or Humberto . . . oh wait, here's one: http://scottkenan.blogspot.com/2012/06/responding-to-false-evidence-appearing.html . In any case, murder has no statute of limitations and Sonny fears he will be arrested AGAIN (due to my blog).


Currently, he lives in Puerto Vallarta selling drugs and faking a Malecon craft-selling business. He told the Feds he is Mexican, so they deported him to Mexico where he lives with Tanya Castro of San Miguel de Allende with their now three year old child (who is my GOD-DAUGHTER, but I can no longer see her).


Well it's ALL A MESS!!! But since in BOTH the will and codicil (NEITHER RESPECTED AT ALL BY SEWANEE!!!), stipulated that ALL proceeds of his estate go to writers OF AN EXPERIMENTAL TYPE, but NONE have gotten a penny (so far), and also given the FACT the Tennessee Williams actually WROTE me a SECOND severance check in May of 1982 (after returning from travel with "my replacement" -- a poetry-spouting youth from Chicago, who actually ABANDONED Tom in Europe, according to Skye Wyatt -- of $175.00 (my weekly wage as assistant), because our parting was so amicable and he knew I came for what he called "a highly aristocratic family", but had no cash, job, or trust fund of my own.


Gary claimed to me that he told Tennessee to tear up this second check, but I'm bettin' Gary tore it up himself -- unbeknownst to Tennessee -- and then had the GALL to brag to me that he had done so!!! (It's in my book, now available electronic from Amazon).


Now while I have for over 1.5 years emailed copies of EVERY blog post to Harvard's TOP lawyers (after their admin, now retired, NANCY ARMSTRONG, told me that what I reported to HER about all this made PERFECT SENSE, and that Harvard had been SHOCKED and DISBELIEVING that Sewanee's lawyers had managed to BILK them out of what had been meant to be theirs0. I can ONLY PRESUME that Harvard does not CARE about gaining possession of Tom's $10 million estate that Sewanee has GROWN to nearly $1 BILLION USD, now (according to disgruntled Sewanee alum lawyers in Birmingham, AL, who passed much of my blog to each other in 2010).


I ALSO tried to get the Kennedy Family to NUDGE Harvard's lawyers into action, but no one seems to have the stomach for ANY of this, and if you ask ME, I say Tom is dead thirty years now -- HE hardly is in a position to care, don't you agree??? And Harvard and the Kennedy's don't care anymore either, so WHY SHOULD I???


I've recently decided I DON'T care, but what would be FAIR in my opinion, is that in compensation for all the TROUBLES I've had politically the last three and more years (and loss of home, ALL SAVINGS AND PERSONAL WEALTH, art collection, freedoms, etc. -- plus FOUR POISONINGS, including one by Amy Fortenberry, a self-admitted TOP OPERATIVE of your Episcopal Church associated ally, WalMart Corporation, six imprisonments on EIGHT false charges as well as two nut-house commitments, many attempts on my life both in the USA and Mexico, ad NAUSEUM!!!


I ask you and all the Bishops of the Episcopal Church USA: Is this REALLY anyway to run a CHURCH claiming the teachings of JESUS OF NAZARETH as their BASIS??? Y'all seem FAR MORE like DEVILS to me!!!


I would ask that the Walter E. Dakin Fund at Sewanee grant me at least $1 million USD (AFTER estimated taxes are deducted). I DO BELIEVE that my political blog ABSOLUTELY qualifies as "experimental writing", AND that it is politically EFFECTIVE writing, so NOT a waste of money.


And GOD KNOWS I could USE some money. neither my immediate family NOR my distant UBER-WEALTHY Kenan relatives are inclined to send me one red CENT!!!


Then I might-could avoid filing a lot of law suits regarding all these things (the first against North Carolina Courts and Republican Party for GROSS violations of my civil rights -- and for AT LEAST $100,000,000.00. I have such PERFECT evidence against them that. Of course RACKETEERING charges against them, your church hierarchy, and various other entities would be a slam-dunk as well -- let alone the CRIMES (felonies, mostly), y'all have committed would be easy too (those that are not MOOT due to Statute of Limitations -- which means MURDER charges and COMPLICITY charges would be filed against John Uecker, John Eastman, and some rather HIGH Episcopalians!!!


So whadaya say??? Can we let bye-gones be bygone -- and distribute such a tiny portion of Tom's estate to me, a writer of PROVEN EXPERIMENTAL WORTH, who ALSO is PROUD to have remained TRUE-THROUGH-ALL to God, Country, and Self, as well???


I will need an answer BEFORE December 31, 2012, or I will assume you have told me ONCE AGAIN "FUCK YOU!!!", not a nice thing for clergy to tell a humble servant of God, his master, no???


With all best wishes and a sincere hope we can work this out most amicably!!!


Scott David Kenan, Columbia University coffee shop today, Christmas Eve, returning to Chacala, Mexico


(Please pardon any errors of writing -- I do NOT have time to proof this.)







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