I finally figured it out

When a soul (new or old) purifies its heart, as a reward, he (or she) is, in the next life, born into a Mexican family.

I'm impatient. Having no interest in dying soon, I'm moving to Puerto Vallarta. There, my soul mate (whom I last knew as my employer and who reincarnated as an Aztec king eight months to the day after he died in a hotel in New York City), awaits me for our legal wedding.

But I have much unfinished business in my beloved, native United States. Today, my attorney, who once worked for Paul Hastings and ran the War Room of attack lawyers for Walmart, will begin a systematic bringing-to-justice of those who have significantly abused me over the years. This will first include my former employer, and Alyson Books in New York. It will quickly include several banks, including Citibank, American Express (I hope they are forced to remove "American" from their name), Wells Fargo, and SunTrust.

As an aside, I add: Thank God for Bank of America!

Those who abused my former employer, Tennessee Williams, will also be brought to task: Michael Remer, John Eastman, et al.

But I have no time or inclination to give away details now. My lawyer advises me against it. I'll leave her to fight the battles as I move on to a richer life.

Something died today, and it sure wasn't Jesus.

Dear Public Servant Boehner,

Something is amiss in the Land of Tanning Beds. The Republican Party has gotten out of balance and is composed disproportionately of homosexyuls. Hot, hot First Dude Todd, and then, of course, there is Larry. Even Dan Savage's pal, Rick Santorem wants a piece of the action, now.

But that is not the most pressing problem. Someone(s) attacked my man after I reported on John Linder's drug dealing. Y'all should have known that would piss me off. Really. You just make me crazy, but after four attempts, y'all have not been able to commit me, and I've made a nice friend of the hardworking nurse at DeKalb CSB who keeps getting sent out to my house at GREAT waste of taxpayer's money, dammit! (I curse waste, not nurses. This one is quite cool, actually)

So I say to you: "TAN THIS!!!"

Some details of what I've sent to the FBI and top Democratic Party strategists can be seen on my blog: scottkenan.blogspot.com .

And PLEASE! Medicate that PTSD-head, John McCain. God bless him for his brave service to our country, but he's gone entirely nuts. I do rather like Sarah, though. She's gamed y'all like the hot vixen she is.

When you have time to read a book whilest lounging on your minimum-security bunk, I might have finally gotten published: www.walkingonglass.net .

Best regards, and give my condolences to Li'l Dick Cheney.

Special thanks to John Lewis and Barney Franks. Y'all totally float my boat!!!

Scott D. Kenan
Stone Mountain, GA

PS: I didn't have time to add ALL the addresses of House members in the blind copies. No slight has been intended.

Republican Party: Free my email, please!!!

A couple of days ago while I was copying my Mac hard drive to save as evidence for the FBI, I received an email on my iPhone from President Obama's organization, asking for my address to mail me a certificate having to do with "co-signing" with the President the Health Care Bill. Not wanting to deal with it on the tiny phone keypad, I figured after I had reloaded my computer's operating system and software, I'd do so there.

But that email never came into my computer. And now, it has disappeared from my iPhone as well. This is nothing new. My email irregularities have been monumental since I began confronting Republicans months ago. Today, I got several of my emails THREE times on my iPhone, but only once on my computer.

This weekend, I got several more email replies to Craig's List posts on my iPhone than I did on my computer.

Would you Republicans please stop this illegal activity? I am still alive. My book is still intact. Can't you know when your illegal surveillance, disinformation, and harassment system has failed?

Did I not send emails to info@gop.com (I always copy you on important stuff I'm reporting to the FBI, Democratic Party officials, or Patrick Kennedy)?

I would like to be able to send Brother Obama's people my address so I can get a copy of my certificate. Do you really mind so much???

Thank you for your time and consideration.
Scott D. Kenan

UPDATE: Tues. 3/30/10, 1:08 PM EDT:

Since posting the above message, I have received two calls from bill collectors for a bogus person. The calls do not show a number and the callers do confirm that they called my actual phone number, but refuse to say their own name, name of their company, or phone number. When asked where they got my phone number, they both said "from a directory."

When I confront them with harassing me on behalf the Republican Party, they tell me, "That doesn't matter," and then hang up.

When are we going to have the Rule of Law again in the United States of America??? Democrats, sic your Law Enforcement people on these traitors, please. I'm sick of this (but maintaining my mental health quite nicely, thank you.)

Before the Vote

A moment of silence in memory of the many Kennedys and others who were murdered by operatives of the Republican Party.

And a moment to reflect that every death is also a birth, including the death of a society.

Good morning, All. Welcome to the long-rumored Future!

Scott

Letter to American Express

Dear Mr. or Ms. Sanyal:

Regardless how much or little of my situation you are personally or professionally allowed to know, your company has become abusive of me. Unfortunately, I allowed that to get to me this morning, when a representative of your company called, and, seeming to have only SELECTED facts about my situation available to her (as I also suspect is the situation you are in), she was unaware of many details I had given American Express by phone and email. I can't imagine how she could have been expected to work out a solution with me that would have been a win for us both. All she accomplished was to push me beyond my limit of human patience and I became verbally abusive. I apologize for that. The behavior of your company is no excuse for me to stoop to your (your company's) depths.

I am "on vacation" in Puerto Vallarta and returning to the States Sunday. I no longer expect to bother trying to make the deadline we agreed on before I left the country after an officer in the US Army threatened to beat me severely at a meeting of the Oxford University United Kingdom Universal Book Club in metro Atlanta. When operatives of the Republican Party attack me at book club meetings, things have gone too far for me to be safe in the US, and I took the earliest flight out of the country. I suspect that after the Health Care bill passes the House this Sunday, Republican politicians will be too busy "cannibalizing" each other to bother with me anymore. In any case, my political work to "emasculate" the traitors will have already been successful, and there will no longer be any point to it or anyone's harassment of me.

It is with deep sorrow that I have had to accept that American Express (like Citi) is a major player in the attempted destruction of the United States of America.The evident proof to you and me of this is either you have no access to all the facts I have made your company aware of (and yes, they do seem too far-fetched to be true, but that does not invalidate them), or you (and other Amex reps) are not allowed to let them influence you as we attempt to find a win-win resolution to my temporary inability to pay my bill.

I still have not decided how to deal with your company. It seems to me that we now stand at a place where either I am/have been severely manic (bipolar: I do have a diagnosis), or your company is a traitor to the USA. Neither of these two options bodes well for your getting any money out of me.

That said (written), I still maintain that I am responsible for every charge I ever made on your card, and I would prefer to pay you everything I owe. But I will not do so (begin to do so) until you give me some believable report of how we got to this "misunderstanding." I suspect a compromise will be reached in which my credit reports are not adversely affected and I agree to pay some portion of what I owe you. There are consequences both to using credit cards and to abusing customers.

I will accept communications from your company by email or snail mail only. Please be advised that John Blades, Exec. Dir. of the Flagler Museum in Palm Beach, a major philanthropy of my distant Kenan relatives, has been most helpful to me by proving and helping me save proof that my adversaries are quite successful in changing the content of my email while it is in transit. Therefore, I require that email be used for speed, but followed by the exact same communication via snail mail so that if changes do occur, there will be a hard-copy for comparison. It was, after all, Ronald Reagan who said "Trust, but verify."

Thank you for your time and consideration. I feel we will now be able to reach a mutually acceptable resolution to this ongoing dilemma.

Scott D. Kenan

Free at Last

My mother never questions the authority of the Devil

Although she prefers to call it the Catholic Church.

Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years says the recent sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church confirm that "the Devil is at work" inside the Vatican.

The Times newspaper of London reports that Amorth, 85, has handled some 70,000 cases of demonic possession, and says the Vatican is now dealing with "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon."

Times Online: Chief exorcist says Devil is in the Vatican

Unnamed Colorado couple: A couple whose children were expelled from a Catholic school in Boulder, Colorado, expressed their dismay Monday, but held steadfast to their faith. The Archdiocese of Denver recently defended its decision not to re-enroll the couple's two children in the Sacred Heart of Jesus School next year because their parents are lesbians.

In a written statement, the women, who chose not to reveal their identities, described themselves as normal, hard-working people with a nice house and a dog - and as Catholics.

"When we were allowed to have our children baptized ... we made a promise to raise our children in the Catholic faith," they said. "Perhaps our biggest objection to the school's decision is that we think that it is wrong to punish a child for who the child's parents are. We do not think that this reflects what Jesus would have done."

A Word to the Wise: Health Care Reform will pass the House, possibly as early as today, without a vote being taken on it directly.