Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Der FiNAL SOLUTION (SS!!!)!!!

 
 
 

>>> YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!!:



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So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT???
 
 
So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
 
 
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
 
 
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
 
 
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
 
 
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
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  • Scott Kenan Tammy, honey, I hereby award you my first GENIUS AWARD, and make you an HONORARY KENAN (Coon-federate Division), First Class, as well!!!
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
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THANK YOU JUSTIN LaNASA!!! (think: voice of Howard Hughes: "THANK YOU JUAN TRIPPE!!!" -- THE AVIATOR)

 
After I emailed a blog post yesterday with a DAMNING TITLE, Justin LaNasa's associates GAVE ME BACK THIS BLOG (two hours later).
 
 
 
>>> RESULT-O???


I've DEFINITELY decided to add both the NEW HANOVER COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY AND NORTH CAROLINA REPUBLICAN PARTY to my NC LAWSUITS!!!


Any reader of this blog has SEEN the bullying hate mail I've gotten from MOST top officials in BOTH these GROUPS -- and I didn't even publish ONE THIRD of it!!!


Yes, I'm gonna get FAR more money from the Republicanators than Wilmington Police or even NC COURTS. (What a relief. I LOVE Wilmington and North Carolina -- and DON'T want to harm the FINE people there.


And it will MOTIVATE ME BEYOND GOD'S GREATEST JEW-WRATH to sue the SHIT out of the Republican Party -- and give half of it to LOCAL CATHOLIC CHARITIES -- in fact, I'm gonna call it the FRANK HAWKINS KENAN AFTER-DEATH-FUCK and Frank Sinatra's ALREADY channelling me some GOOD MAFIA TRICKS (that I can make appear legal). HA!!!


Anyway, here is that email I sent out yesterday:


Justin LaNasa's (failed Wilmington Republican mayoral candidate, 2011), associates have just TOTALLY blocked me PERMANENTLY from logging onto my blog. THANK GOD I got my important awards awarded first, no???
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Scott Kenan scottdkenan@gmail.com
5:32 PM (17 hours ago)
to bottomfish, MBE, dsaper, Jennifer.Harjo, Benjamin.R.Dav., mcook, jeverette, jdavis, kwachtel, dtrexler, dvigus, sriley, jtroutman, ntuttle, fhawkins, jbrown, mlane, mjohnson, kreynolds, bwalden, agourlay, pphilemon, primary, mormonchannel, newsmedia
Dear Mr. Briefs,
 
 
I have just received an email from MBE Puerto Vallarta that today I received documents from you via USPS (better than through a narco-trafficking courier like last time, no???). Unfortunately, commitments in the United States will have me on the road before dawn tomorrow, and while I AM going into Puerto Vallarta tonight for dinner, I will not make it to town anywhere near MBE's closing today.
 
 
I wonder if you would be kind enough to email me at least some idea of what these documents are about? I suspect that Jaime Southheimer has decided to EXPAND his claims against me, but I could be wrong -- and I'll have NO chance of picking up at MBE before my return in (God willing!!!) about seven to ten days.
 
 
I'd give you my cell number, but most of the trip in Mexico will be through empty cell-service-free desert, and I'll cross at Nuevo Laredo, home of the Zetas who are currently in a HUGE turf battle with the Sinaloa in several areas in the country -- especially Puerto Vallarta. Since I've published so much info about PV former mayor Chava Gonzalez Resendiz's Sinaloa/CIA/NAZI-saluting corruption (and that of many of his associates), I wouldn't be surprised if the Zeta's buy me dinner -- and then the US Border Agents (who saluted me and bought me dinner when I crossing into the US in December 2010, because they were so THRILLED to discover I had blogged that the Bush Family and CIA control all narco-trafficking with Mexico, and I HAD NOT BEEN MURDERED!!! -- and the guns INTO Mexico), will buy me dinner too -- and NEXT thing you know, I'LL HAVE TO WADDLE AROUND LAREDO, TX for three days -- JUST TO BURN OFF THE EXCESS FAT SO I CAN FIT INTO MY LITTLE CAR (I'm 6' 11")!!!
 
 
Well, these things should not be your trouble, and I will contact Cook County Clerk of Courts myself to find out about their programs to help indigents who get sued.
 
 
I WILL try to phone your office once I get to the States, but cannot stop by for a private chat as my sort of "triangle-tour" of a couple of places comes no where near Chicago.
 
 
Let's see if we can wrap this up, and you can be sure that my being in Mexico is NOT to escape the Law at all. Call Wilmington, NC District Attorney Benjamin R. David (or anyone in the court office) to verify that I am SO CONSCIENTIOUS about following the law that one time, the cops called me on my cell phone and informed me they had a warrant for my arrest!!!, and while I found that a bit CHEEKY, I DID turn myself in that day (even though they'd caught me out of town), and everything was handled in the HEIGHT OF GOOD MANNERS and with CIVIL TONGUE.
 
 
Or you could check with Jennifer Harjo, Chief Public Defender -- and my attorney.
 
 
Thank you for your kind consideration of my request -- I look forward to your response.
 
 
Scott David Kenan


>>> FOR THE RECORD: Every time I tried to log into this blog after posting my REWARDS, yesterday, BLOGGER insisted I give them my (which???) grandfather's profession and last four numbers of the credit card I bought my most recent X-BOX software with. Sine i NEVE used that security question EVER -- and never had an X-BOX EITHER, I was SCREWED (as previously reported on this blog).


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>>> NOW THIS JUST IN FROM THE MORMON CHURCH IN SALT LAKE CITY!!!:




THIS IS THE VOICE OF JOSEPH SMITH RETORN-O-DE-MEH-HEE-CO: "No, but thanks for asking!!!"

I'm down here with Mitt Romney's old RETORN-O RELATIVES, having sex with the boys. No time now. Take two ass-pirin and call me after the election!!!

Gracias -- and BEWARE THE DINGLE-BERRIES!!!

Jose


On Tue, Oct 23, 2012 at 10:26 AM, Mormon Channel <MormonChannel@ldschurch.org> wrote:

 

Please take mormonchannel@ldschurch.org off your email list. 
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Monday, October 22, 2012

The Highest Honor of MY Life is to ONLY ONCE Award THIS!!!

 
Scene from the 2012 Summer Olympics, London -- who knew it was already UPDATED HALLOWEEN back last summer???
 
Well THESE guys did. They'd been following the US Presidential Race on the BBC (and CNN).
 
 
 
TRICK OR TREAT!!!
 
 
 
 
>>> Announcing the Award for TRUEST BEARER OF THE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS CREATIVE TORCH!!!


First a few words:


1. I have known where this award was going for at least eight years, but only today is anyone listening to me!!!


2. The award is meant to honor the individual or creatively-cohesive group of people who have CONSISTENTLY and OVER A "LIFETIME", contributed the MOST to the evolution of THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF HUMANKIND. In other words, take up Tennessee Williams' creative torch and run with it further than he was able to. I assure you that Tom completely agrees with this choice, which he PROBABLY planted in my mind, anyway (knowing him -- HA!!!).


3. The recipient must be able to honestly and ACCURATELY portray HUMAN REALITY in ALL its GOD-GIVEN GLORY, and understand/empathize with those of DIFFERENT race, religion, nationality, sexual orientation, etc., than that person or people embody.


4. While the two runners-up (whom I will also honor in this posting) can be said to also excel beyond previously-believed human possibility, ONLY the PET SHOP BOYS stand a head above the rest, and NOT just because their work is so damn DANCE-TO-ABLE.


Without further ado on them -- and because they have been effectively BANNED from air-play in the United States by the CIA/REPUBLICAN/NAZI PARTY since about 1991, when they definitively came out gay, I'm going to paste in the lyrics to their song I recently heard for the first time.


 
THE PET SHOP BOYS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AHEAD OF ME, LEADING ME FORWARD AND COMFORTING/RESTORING ME WHEN THINGS SEEMED LOST



 -- even more so than the plays of Tennessee Williams, perhaps because as Henry Flagler, the Kenans, and Frank Sinatra always knew: MUSIC REACHES THE HUMAN HEART THE BEST!!!



But MOST OF ALL, the PET SHOP BOYS have taken the art form of the popular song to even HIGHER LEVELS of MULTIDIMENSIONALITY than Tennessee Williams or even (certainly to the modern ear), William Shakespeare!!! (something like this)



BEST to LISTEN TO their official video of it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AEO21i-oN0


Lyrics:

WINNER
 
 
This is the moment
We'll remember
Every day for the rest of our lives

Time may rush us
Hurt or love us
But on this day we have arrived

It's been a long time coming
We've been in the running for so long
But now we're on our way

Let the ride just take us
Side by side and make us
See the world through new eyes every day

You're a winner
I'm a winner
This is all happening so fast
You're a winner
I'm a winner

Let's enjoy it all while it lasts

I've been a loser
I've paid my dues
I fought my way up from the ground

Now at this moment
The crowd acclaimed us
Will you just listen to that sound!

It's been a long time coming
We've been in the running for so long
But now we're on our way

Let the ride just take us
Side by side and make us
See the world through new eyes every day

You're a winner
I'm a winner
This is all happening so fast
You're a winner
I'm a winner

Lets enjoy it all while it lasts

It took us so long and we worked so hard
We came so far just to compete

But don't forget all
The love and laughter
Now the world is at our feet

Looking back on all the times
We felt downcast
Didn't think we were going anywhere
Just living in the past
But in the desperation
You get inspiration

You're a winner
I'm a winner
This is all happening so fast
You're a winner
I'm a winner

Let's enjoy it all while it lasts

Cos' you're a winner
I'm a winner
This is all happening so fast
You're a winner
I'm a winner

Enjoy it while it lasts
'cause you're a winner
 
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>>> ALSO OF THE HIGHEST ORDER (but not musicians):
 
 
1. Only ONE PERSON in the world can ACT if is she IS GOD-MANIFEST, and I KNOW I need no further introduction to Ms. MERYL STREEP!!!


A personal friend (1981 -- details in my Williams memoir), and a talent whose MERE EXISTENCE causes the Angels to WEEP in joy and SHOUT HOSANNAS TO THE HEAVENS!!! (Hey, I'm a Williams-osmosis-trained drama queen, OK???)


And let me tell you also, that when I first meet Meryl as she sat alone, no doubt for the LAST TIME in her life, at Milton Goldman's 85th Birthday Party for Virgil Thompson, she seemed shy, as she licked the icing mustache off her upper lip while she stood up, Meryl-giggling a hello to me.


And after she was called away from our conversation, Tennessee Williams came over to me, and BRAGGING that she'd been discovered in one of his plays while still at Yale, said, "I think Meryl Streep is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD."


I had fallen in love with her in THE DEER HUNTER, the only of her movies I'd yet seen.SOPHIE'S CHOICE was about to open (or at least be seen by me), and Meryl -- unbeknownst to the rest of us then -- had just learned she was pregnant. Tennessee did not have to convince ME of ANYTHING!!!


But I must also tell you THIS: Tom Williams was known for his mercurial moods and constant self-contradictions. I NEVER heard him utter a word that contradicted THIS.


Never.

 
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2. The second person in this category is connected to me in so many family ways he even shares my surname -- BUT NOT MY BLOOD!!! (He DOES appear to be descended from the cook, as seen by me in a picture in the kitchen of Liberty Hall in Kenansville, NC, however.)


PROFESSOR RANDALL KENAN, writer, beloved heart-writer at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill (PLEASE click THIS!!!: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2731786&ref=ts&fref=ts ).


NINE-YEAR faculty member at the Tennessee Williams endowed "Walter Dakin Endowment"-supported Sewanee (The University of the South) Writers Conference, FIRST confirmed to me that the people there are tone-deaf IDIOTS -- which I soon after learned first hand at Tennessee's installation in the "POET'S CORNER" of Cathedral St. John the Divine in Manhattan in late 2009, when Wyatt Prunty (a key Sewanee DESTROYER of the Williams Legacy), HORRIFIED THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE by reading the "Orange Branch" poem from THE NIGHT OF THE IGUANA as if it were an EXCEL SPREADSHEET!!! !!! !!!


Thank GOD, my friend Gregory Mosher was there too, Vanessa Redgrave, Olympia Dukakis, and the total cut-up Williams scholar, Annette Saddick. Without their presences (and I was SITTING with John Uecker -- whom I did not yet KNOW had murdered TW!!!), I think I would have DIED in that audience, or later at the Bishop's After-Reception, which Vanessa and Gregory had the SANITY to skip!!!


Thomas Keith (who had been instrumental in planning the event), told me that Vanessa had DEMANDED seats for FIFTY PEOPLE, and he was just FURIOUS. Later, I realized it was her statement of DISGUST -- and a WRY way of letting them SHE was not going to be MURDERED-IN-THE-CATHEDRAL.


And funnier STILL is that all along, Thomas had told me that John Uecker and I would have two of only EIGHT RESERVED SEATS, front and center. Result-o??? We were seated in the LAST of a dozen rows of reserved seats -- ha-ha -- but the moment Gregory Mosher saw ME, he walked back like a TEN GALLON TEXAN PEACOCK to shake my damn hand most firmly (but entirely ignored John Uecker). WHY did it take so long for me to SEE???


Lithium.


I didn't know it then, but virtually ALL THE REST were part of the CIA/REPUBLICAN PARTY/EPISCOPAL CHURCH narco-trafficking organization (including my brother M ike who secretly sat in back -- AND DIDN'T ACKNOWLEGE HAVING EVEN BEEN THERE UNTIL TWO YEARS LATER!!! ), who had MURDERED Tennessee Williams then STOLEN his estate from Harvard by bribing people I know to illegally overturn the codicil to TW's will that he had added at the suggestion, IN FRONT OF ME, of Jackie Kennedy Onassis (including some who ADMITTED THIS to me) -- but the Lithium I was still on had made me so STUPID it took YEARS to finally connect all the dots!!!


And my OWN MOTHER had told them she had me perfectly controlled on that Lithium which gave Maria St. Just the key to tell Uecker to smother Tennessee with a pillow that night -- Maria's top co-plotters being Sewanee's rights lawyer, Michael Remer of NYC and the only one of them still living: John Eastman of the law firm EASTMAN & EASTMAN in Manhattan (unless you count Thomas Keith and Arturo (Thomas's boyfriend), whose Colombian Cocaine Narco-Trafficking family LIVE IN STONE MOUNTAIN, GA!!! (but Thomas and Arturo actually came in later).


Well, I've gotten off subject AGAIN. Sorry.


Randall Kenan's prose writing is so poetic and spiritual that it will beDEVIL the "devil" RIGHT OUT OF YOU -- and leave you on a distant planet (which is right here).


You can read the rest of my praises of Randall deep in my blog and of course please check Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Kenan , which leads to his own site at UNC and his books -- ALL STILL IN PRINT -- can be bought on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Randall-Kenan/e/B001ITRJU6 .


Now, I must run and get ready for dinner with a new friend.


Scott


 
 
I stand with Frank.
 
 
 
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Time to ROLL THE CREDITS!!!

 
David Shaw




>>> AND HERE IS THE FIRST OF THEM (just because I say so):




 
 
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History of PERHAPS the World's TOP "Royal Family"





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  • Scott Kenan Well, if ya can't spare a twenty, there's an even BETTER source of Kenan info -- AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PURCHASE IT, GOOGLE BOOKS HAS IT ONLINE FOR FREE!!! (Now no longer available free, that I can find this morning anyway.) 
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  • The BEST part for me in reading this book is that right up front, the author lets you know that although the William R. Kenan, Jr. Charitable Trust COMMISSIONED him to write it (about William R. Kenan, Jr. -- arguably the BEST and most MORAL BUSINESSMAN in all of human history -- Flagler credited him so, and I would put Frank Hawkins Kenan immediately under him -- they ALSO SPECIFICALLY told him they would FULLY COOPERATE in disclosing ANYTHING he wanted to know or have access to, NO MATTER HOW EMBARASSING TO THE KENAN FAMILY -- and his shock and amazement that THIS PROVED TO BE TRUE!!!
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  • That said, he seemed so admiring of his commissioners, that he made light of the biggest "Christian Scandal" of the Kenan Family -- Mary Lily's having contracted syphillis in her youth (when there was no cure but the painful arsenic was used to abate it), which only flowered about the time Flagler died. She then actually MARRIED the man who had given it to her in college, "Col." Bingham of Louisville (Robert Worth Bingham), who fed her new addictions to cocaine and morphine (for the pain of tertiary syphillis which had struck her with avengence), forced her to sign the codicil to her will granting him $5,000,000.00 with which he bought the Louisville Courier-Journal and began the Bingham Publishing Empire, which a couple of generations later, Sallie Bingham FORCED into being broken up after she learned of her grandfather's MURDER of her step grandmother, and then used ht bulk of HER share of proceeds to fund an organization in support of down-trodden women. HA!!!
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William Rand Kenan Jr. (1872-1965) is best remembered throughout his native Nort...
h Carolina as a major benefactor of his alma mater, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. But he was also a gifted scientist and business executive. In this first comprehensive biography, Walter Campbell ch...
 
 

 
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Henry Flagler: The Astonishing Life and Times of the Visionary Robber Baron Who Founded Florida

 
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  • Scott Kenan It's annoying this last one has no graphic coming through -- although there IS one on the site showing a dramatic CRACKING of the glass in front of a framed pic of Mary Lilly. HA!! Chandler is a VERY dramatic writer and FUN READ!!!
 
Wikipedia is CHOCK FULL of info on the Kenan Line going back through all the Stuart Monachs, MAGNA CARTA SURETIES (two are in the Kenan Line), Charlemagne, and even HIS ancestors!!!
 
 
It is QUITE A HERITAGE for me or anyone else to LIVE UP TO!!!
 
Scott
 

 
 
 
Favorite part for us GAY KENANS (most hid behind wives and husbands, but were TOTALLY into homo-sex like ALL TRUE SOUTHERNERS, which was the CHIEF reason Puritan Northerns used to MORALLY abuse the South. Lincoln thought all blacks should be shipped back to Africa (and was actually gay as a goose himself http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2011/05/end-of-republican-party-praise-lincoln.html .
 
Puritan New England MORALISTS (while COMPLETELY CONTROLLING AND PROFITTING FROM THE SLAVE TRADE -- LIKE REPUBLICANS/CIA CONTROL ALL ILLEGAL NARCO-TRAFFICKING TODAY), where SHOCKED by NOT ONLY the RAMPANT practice of bisexuality in the South, but by the fact that Southerners had (no matter the true evidence of HORRID abuse of slaves), become VERY close to the former Africans who had completely infected their owners with "SOUL".
 
 
THIS IS NO APOLOGY FOR SLAVERY,
 
 
 one of the WORST ABOMINATIONS (still existing)!!!
 
 
 
Scott

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