Der FiNAL SOLUTION (SS!!!)!!!

 

 

 

>>> YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!!:

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REPUBLICAN PROVEN-TO-BE STRATEGY to FELL THE US GOVERNMENT:

 

 

Get Christians and Illiterates to buy guns to protect themselves from THE MASSES (Blacks, gays, pin-head professors, actual Catholics, actual STRAIGHT PEOPLE, deformed freaks and retards, etc.), BUILD A FICTION OF THE HORROR OF THE THREAT from these people, but be sure to PUT ON A CHRISTIAN AND CATHOLIC MASK (with Kike minority features), DRUG ADDICT EVERYBODY (especially LATE the night of the election -- Meth and SUPER-METH are especially good choices -- and then CLAIM THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN and viola!!!: THE NEW KRISTALLNACHT/ANSCHLUSS in the morning. HA!!!

 

This is what Jesus asked me to explain to y'all -- and he's sorry he can't RETORN-O, but he and Mags-Margret-Magdalena (of Ann!!!) are toooo busy right now exploring his new-found heterosexuality.

 Scott

 

 

 

 

Romney Says He’s Winning — It’s A Bluf

 

 

www.huffingtonpost.com

In recent days, the vibe emanating from Mitt Romney's campaign has grown downright giddy. Despite a lack of any evident positive momentum over the last week -- indeed, in the face of a slight decline from its post-Denver high -- the Romney camp is suddenly bursting with talk that it will not only wi...

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Tammy Stanley

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So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT???

 

 

So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

 

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

 

 

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

 

 

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

 

 

Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

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  Scott Kenan Tammy, honey, I hereby award you my first GENIUS AWARD, and make you an HONORARY KENAN (Coon-federate Division), First Class, as well!!!

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