Friday, May 3, 2013

After Sleeping with President Obama Last Night (I've REGAINED my "white virginity"!!!)

 
Me -- after my chest hair was ALL LICKED OFF!!!
 
 
 
 

>>> But REALLY!!!:


1. I only slept with Reggie Love and Michelle Obama's man in the sense that we BOTH slept in the country of Mexico last night.


2. I don't KNOW if Reggie Love is travelling with Obama on this trip -- if Michelle were, she'd have been at the various photo ops -- which Reggie Love USUALLY eschews, so his NOT being shown means NOTHING!!!


3. Remembering that whilest fighting to regain control of this MUCH HACKED COMPUTER two weeks ago, I noticed that my anti-virus had been GREATLY CORRUPTED and NOT working at all. I had BIGGER fires to fight then and simply FORGOT to work on its repair. Today, I discovered it was TOO CORRUPTED to repair or reinstall, so I used special software to get rid of it -- and then downloaded it and installed it, discovering that my subscription had run out, meaning that I could use it FREE, but only to MANUALLY check my computer and ONLY on my remembered DEMAND to have it do that. I felt the $40.00 subscription to have it run constantly in real time for a year was WELL WORTH IT, so bought it, leaving my self with LESS than $40.00 in my checking, $200.00 in my savings, and $10.00 cash -- period.


I know I've asked for donations before -- and so I am going to ask anyone THINKING my memoir of working for Tennessee Williams might be worth a read, to please buy it FROM ME via the SECURE link here: https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=ufxDj884SYPJKoG83v-j6erOohLz6xlnd4Z-O0PR6gnXcKnUuz6QOW2893e&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8d96fc0752e9614158f04872d2f2ae25dc 


I will send you a PDF copy of the book EXACTLY as it is sold on Amazon.com, but you must donate at least $5.00 to keep me out of trouble with my Amazon contract. While my normal income pays all my normal living expenses like rent, transportation, utilities, food, etc., I DO need to renew auto insurance for about $281.00 minimum -- as well as apply for a Permanent Mexican Visa soon for about $300.00, including all expenses.


Thank you for your consideration!!!


Scott

 
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>>> HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF MY $500.00/MONTH APARTMENT -- I believe you will SEE I know how to find good value, even here in Mexico!!! :


Click on any to enlarge.



 
View through the leaf-pattern embossed glass of my front door to the lights I've hung on the rail outside.
 
 
 
View from my living room window looking more to the north. This shows about HALF the view of Banderas Bay (Bay of Flags), where I CAN see whales sometimes cavorting, nightly fireworks, etc. The view more toward the south is similar.
 
 
 
View of my walled back garden at night -- UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
 
 
 
Looking over the rail in front, these terraces are part of my property, although the largest one is not seen (right below where I was standing).
 
 
The landlord's family maintains this and all the plantings they keep adding, and while it is mine, I share it with his whole family who live nearby. So far, there has been one HUGE cook-out (where I met a top Timothy Real Estate salesperson: http://www.timothyrealestategroup.com/ -- I HIGHLY recommend them!!! -- as well as the manager of the PORNO THEATER that exists in the theater Elizabeth Taylor GAVE the City of Puerto Vallarta.
 
 
 
Given that this person is a GOOD FRIEND of my landlord and Elizabeth Taylor is now DEAD, I have modified my pledge to return her gift to its original purposes. I will NOW urge the City to lease the property MORE REASONABLY when its lease is up for renewal.
 
 

Scott


 
John Huston (back to the camera) presents (left to right) the GOLD-PLATED


DERRINGERS



to Ray Stark, Ava Gardner, Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Deborah Kerr and Sue Lyon.
 


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