Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Go A-Fishin' . . .

Coming Soon -- to a blog near YOU!!! (this one) . . .

Actually, beloved Wilmington, NC beer aficionado and citation-collector "Rosencrantz" (aka Robbie Trahan, sometimes called "Tre" for being -- as he likes to say -- "a third". A third WHAT, Robbie, 1/3 brain left??? OK, his name is Robert A. Trahan III. That's why "a third.") today accused this blog of being the NATIONAL ENQUIRER of Wilmington homeless life. That, shortly before letting me know that he is taking on seafood specialist (really!!!) Guildenstern (street name: "Jersey") as his partner in a commercial fishing adventure that will net them quite a lot of lucre after nearly a week on the sea.

Best of all is that the rest of the crew, who are seasoned professionals, guzzle scotch whiskey ONLY, so with no beer on the boat, our adventuresome boys will remain sober throughout!!!

Sounds like a good deal to me, and I hope make a LOT OF MONEY (through whatever means).

Stay tuned for cryptic updates -- should I feel inspired by my own creative thinking or their actions . . .

Scott

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>>> CRYPTIC UPDATE 10/24/11: Our boys claim to be off to see the Assistant District Attorney today to try to make a deal of a dry-out tank to be rid of some of those Open Container violations. I sincerely wish them luck!!! (See: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/10/24/health-expert-urge-drinkers-to-have-three-alcohol-free-days-a-week-_n_1027958.html )

Yesterday, I paid my former New Hanover County Jail cellmate $1.00 USD (that was all he asked for!!!) in thanks for his having alerted me back then to the fact that Robbie is, as he put it, "the most selfish person I ever met." I'll give him more later (if he asks), as that info completely opened my eyes which have remained open, regardless my words or actions since.

Over the last two days a sizable number of people have told me how Robbie is talking with a forked tongue behind my back (it wasn't news to me!!!). "Jersey", on the other hand, is FULLY onto Robbie and THAT'S ALL I'll say about THAT. LOL!!!

>>> OK, I'll say more: Robbie is too much of a "Love Bucket" not to at least like, and THAT'S why Jersey, I, and so many more in Wilmington look out for him -- even though he's his own worst enemy.

>>> QUESTION: Why has Java Dog had a sign up "Get a Job: We're Hiring Great People" for over a week and no one (or not enough people) have been hired???

Or is The Great Recession over in Wilmington, NC???

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