It's remarkable how today's surgeons (and stylists) can make the tissues around a sphincter muscle look like a North Carolina State Senator!!!
I LOVE the eyelid waves, echoed in the hair. Reminds me of our "Wave Transportation" that Sen. Goolsby likely never rides . . .
>>> DON"T MISS SENATOR GOOLSBY'S RESPONSES in comments at the very bottom!!!
>>> REMARKABLE, TOO, that so many cucarachas have fled the streets this morning. Officer Perkins and Conrad and Theresa have not shown up in the "staging area" AT ALL across the street from the Port City Java where I'm currently working (larger one on Front St.), although "Jersey" stopped there briefly before disappearing. Drunks are always the last to get the news.
Frick n' Frack (the two city street cleaners who don't work Mondays or Tuesdays and spend more time in Frank Delia's Italian Market Coffee Cafe reading novels, playing on electronic devices, and even once spooning ice cream from a box) were cleaning this block a little while ago -- until they spied me smoking out front. They ran off toward The Pavilion down by the river -- where I've ALSO caught them reading novels.
>>> I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO REMIND ALL that I do DO NOT hold grudges -- in fact I never took any "slight" (no matter how grievous) personally. I AM, however, working with Feds and others to bring some TOP people to justice. Otherwise, we'd all continue headlong into the HELL they thought would be their heaven. Someone had to STOP it, and I appointed ME. LOL!!!
That's my ONLY credential. More about Sen. Goolsby in a minute . . . .
>>> FUNNIEST THINGS FROM LAST NIGHT:
1. Within 20 seconds of leaving the smaller Port City Java on Market Street at about 5:00 PM, I was startled by a Mitzvah Tank blaring what I presume was "Mitzvah Music" interrupted by recorded Hanukkah Greetings!!! Here's a pic of one followed by a pic of "Mitvah Boys", not unlike the Hassids who offered me a Menorah (which I PROUDLY accepted, thinking the Jews had finally caught up with me to thank me for "outing" my parents). Let's look at the pics before proceeding:
>>> THIS WAS NOT PART OF A MOVIE BEING FILMED!!!
In fact, the guys who gave me the Menorah did NOT understand my English as I told them part of my Nazi-Schmatzi experiences. They were from France and spoke only French, although they REPEATEDLY asked me in English "Are you Spanish?"
As the educated know, a Mitzvah is basically a Jewish hot tub used for mysterious "cleansing" rituals. These boys were kinda HOT, but I didn't get an invite. I shoulda told them YES when they asked if I was Jewish -- rather than "only Honorary."
Live and learn.
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2. During smoke break last night, as I wandered through "the hood," I chanced on two fine brothers who were having a bit of a smoke break themselves. After some congenial Hellos, they strongly suggested that I too "herbalize" to prove that I was not actually SUPER-COP, which they swore I had to be.When in Rome, do as the Romans!!!
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3. Although uncommonly relaxed, later, I was still awake to witness the night captain in the most professional way imaginable order George out of the shelter after he was unable to motivate himself to take a shower. It's just part of the rules.
And George, as all the rest of us know, has been on a slide to become the next "Bill-Bill," (in-joke for the local homeless). Perhaps this will wake George up.
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>>> And now, back to Senator Goolsby:
Yesterday after eating lunch -- as I happened to be walking by his office near "the Family Bank" -- I thought to be fair I should stop in to see if I could speak with him personally to let him "dialogue" with me about my political activities -- should he care to do so.
He was not in -- nor was the man who usually mans the front office. I spoke to a woman who first concluded her phone conversation with ". . . and we ALL got raises too!!! Except for (name forgotten). HA!!!"
I told her I was Scott Kenan and that I intend to put Sen. Goolsby, along with Ben and Jon David and a few others in prison for RACKETEERING and PROTECTING THE HEROIN AND COCAINE TRAFFIC IN WILMINGTON. (This is admittedly a stretch -- tying Sen. Goolsby to the drug trade part. But he's a damn racist of the first order -- AND THAT ALWAYS GETS MY DANDER UP!!! )
I continued: "The Kenans, traditionally, have been Republicans. But THAT ended when the Republican Party got dominated with people like Senator Goolsby. Good-day, Ma'am -- and have a Pleasant Christmas!!!"
>>> KEEP GOING to read SENATOR GOOLSBY'S REPUBLICAN RESPONSES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!!!
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>>> ADDED 29 AUGUST 2013:
>>> ACTUALLY, CIA/NSA Agents Luis Melgoza and Salvador Fuentes (Sal claiming to be my 3rd or 4th "Kenan Cousin" ), DUPED me into believing this 60 MINUTE INTERVIEW THING for TWO FULL YEARS!!!.
