Dearest Petitioner,
We are currently on vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for
an indefinite period of time, and regret that we cannot service requests whilst
lolling about in Paradise Gained.
We would, however, be happy to make an exception in YOUR
case as we are so INTRIGUED by your credentials: "MD, MPH". The
United States is the ONLY country on earth where MEDICAL DOCTORS choose their
professions PRIMARILY to make
money (this has been reported in the mainstream press for several decades now).
If you could kindly tell us just how much money a racy
"MPH" physician makes (per annum, per
anus, or per enema -- YOUR choice), we will IMMEDIATELY remove you from our list(s).
And THAT'S
a promise you can take to the BANK!!!
Sincerely,
The ReplyBot
Please remove me from this mailing list. I don't know
how many times I can ask and you are flooding my email box. I will not
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Ada M. Fisher, MD, MPH
NC Republican National Committeewoman
remove me from your list.
Ada M. Fisher, MD, MPH
NC Republican National Committeewoman
Subject: Having communed with "my confessor" earlier today, I might-could be verging on GOING CIVILIZED (ya think???). Afterthoughts on an ancient Joni Mitchell lyric . . .
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