Dear Ms. Kim Jong Un,
You must be ONE FIERCE LESBIAN -- no lipstick and I see ya SMOKE!!!
And you thought that pot-cloud CLOWN was gonna bring you his other ROD -- MAN, he had to leave that for Gov. Pat McCrory here in North Carolin . . . wait a minute: I live in Puerto Vallarta with a bunch of Stuarts and Stewarts (crazy WHITE people -- don't ask), so not HERE, exactly, but Gov. McCrory requested Bev. Perdue find him something "really special", and that gal was AS GOOD AS HER WORD!!! -- but Pat had NO IDEA she would present it to him at his inauguration -- OH MY!!!
They had to "lathe it down" a tad . . .
He should have LUBED before sitting, silly GOVERNOR!!!
But Kim, honey, we're sending Dennis back OVER there and he's got something you've been asking for for YEARS: A clean fresh diaper.
Nes pas???
I'm sure my State Department contacts (or SOMEBODY, capable), will forward this email to you.
And I'm CURIOUS if you've tried those electronic cigarettes -- they were ALL THE RAGE in Mercy-Me House Shelter, Wilmington, NC, when I stayed THERE (my most recent "slut" period). Call Rev. Shivers or Shavers (either way), at +1 (910) 343-0707 at Bethesda Christian Life Church (right next door), or +1 (910) 343-0330 at the Shelter, and ask HIM what he's packin', no???
Yours,
KING KONG
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