Are ya LISTENING Sherman Lee Criner (and Judge Sandra Ray Criner, his wife)???
Sherman Lee Criner
>>> NOW, A SURPRISINGLY WONDERFUL SUBJECT: MY MOTHER (on her 90th birthday):
During the perfect call to wish my mother, Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan, a wonderful NINETIETH BIRTHDAY, I finally got to have that FIRST REAL conversation with Mom -- the one where I use the sensitivity I have picked up the HARD way to be ENTIRELY CANDID with her and HOW she has been the most important person in my life -- as well as why I love her the most.
This is getting almost MUSHY, so let's take a break and I'll tell you how I was driving to Puerto Vallarta three days ago and the ghost of little Miss Voluptuous (Elizabeth Taylor, the most voluptuous woman who ever LIVED overlapping my lifetime -- WOOF!!!), literally (as literally as spirits can operate in this physical world), JUMPED RIGHT INTO MY CAR (just past La Penita when THANKFULLY I was behind a DOBLE SEMI-REMOLQUE that could only manage 30 MPH on the twisting highway as we snaked higher and higher toward a mountain pass in the bird-filled jungle, dry now for winter.
Y'all know she and Burton, too, had houses here for MANY years after the filming of LA NOCHE DEL IGUANA which put Puerto Vallarta on the map -- and some of you might recall that I promised her spirit about 1.5 years ago that I would get HER revenge too because she gave the city a wonderful theater for films as well as simple plays -- and they turned THE ELIZABETH TAYLOR THEATER into a total PORNO HOUSE!!! (the "wear a raincoat" kind of place -- YES!!!)
HOW TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL!!!
This was the administration of Chava Gonzalez Resendiz, who left office this past Oct. 1, and who had had his Sinaloa THUGS try to murder me many times in 2010 and a few months ago. Currently, although out of office and Puerto Vallarta beginning to heal under a different political party, the Sinaloa Cartel of this area is the TOP PARTNER (via Wells Fargo Bank), with the Chicago Drug Mafia Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama lead that in service to the CIA/Republican Party/Episcopal Church/NAZIs -- sorry, if you don't know Obama is a GAY GOOSE just like the new Presidente of Mexico, Enrique Pena Nieto (see Enrique's confident seduction attempt of Barry Bam-Bam: http://scottkenan.blogspot.mx/2012/11/a-delightful-day-in-chacala-mexico-im.html ), and if you haven't been following this blog -- or all the international press who have been reporting on this for over HALF A YEAR, you know this explains why Obama keeps giving everything away to the Republicans.
He's a NARCO-TRAFFICKING TRAITOR who is HAPPY to help provide America's children with NARCOTICS!!! This is also why he was so against marijuana -- his Chicago Drug Mafia and their CIA/Republican/Episcopalian Allies can't CONTROL pot so well!!!
Well let's get back in the CAR!!!: Liz (actually, she always HATED being called Liz), totally pulled me into her ample, soft, warm, luscious, luxurious UBER-bosoms and just rubbed my face all AROUND in that stuff.
Who know a queer like me would so GET OFF???
Well, I didn't in THAT sense -- it was spiritual, where we are ALL both male and female, and it didn't excite my dousing rod at all -- just my heart. It STILL pounds when I think of it!!! And when I got home I watched her re-make of SWEET BIRD OF YOUTH with Mark Harmon and Rip Torn, followed by Helen Mirren's remake of THE ROMAN SPRING OF MRS. STONE. Woof!!!
>>> INTERRUPTION!!! "Virgil Butch Vertrees III" just declared me a "troll" and blocked me on Facebook. NOTE TO MR. VERTREES x 3: At 6' 11" I'm too tall to be a troll, silly!!!
I've reported this before -- but not for a while: Going back as far as high school, I remember my father, William Scott Kenan, declaring that the original movie of THE ROMAN SPRING OF MRS. STONE was his favorite movie of all times. I used to just think that was cool, but in recent years, i discovered that my father had spent part of his GAY YOUTH (to age 31 or 32, when my mother captured him and married him at age 33), is a gigolo. He also headed the gift department at San Francisco's TOP department store and has often bragged about selling William Randolph Hearst's buyer alabaster bowls for Marion Davies. This had to be before WWII, which he served in the Atlantic and Mediterranean on a Destroyer in charge of Sonar because of his sensitive, music-trained ears.
Dad also used to draw a line drawing of a man's danglies, then make the balls eyeglasses and after adding a mouth below, write "KILROY WAS HERE" which I can only assume was how gay sailors and soldiers marked places they met in Europe among the ruins.
In any case, DURING my call with Mom, I received a slightly HIGHER state of consciousness than before with her, and I explained her NAZI past (yes, past), as the SECOND prong of a BRILLIANT PINCER movement that she and I had made to TRAP PRESIDENT OBAMA and the REPUBLICAN/Episcopal.CIA narco-traffickers and WIN THE DAY for Patriots!!!
And of course I DID again explain that if it had NOT been for all the troubles she's caused me (some quite serious), I would NEVER have been able to take these crooks on on the National and International stages (via this blog and emails). I had GROWN by overcoming all they threw at me.
I also explained that I am NOT at all angry at my siblings, whom I've REALLY SKEWERED in this blog, AGAIN, and lately. I explained that this was just a LITERARY device called "voice" (I didn't also mention "truth"), that I needed to use for effect.
Bottom Line, I said, "I have won in my life -- or at least MY LIFE is BACK. There were probably MANY ways this could have happened -- but this has been the way it DID happen, so I have NO REGRETS, really. I don't KNOW that it could have happened without me telling so many "family secrets".
The best part was that Mom used her "smiling voice" through the entire conversation, and sounded like she was on the edge of her seat impatient to hear more.
So now I have had the conversation EVERY CHILD should have with his/her parents. if YOU, reader, have not yet had yours and they are still around -- work toward having it. i have NO WAY to tell you how FREEING it is -- and you DON'T have to lose your family over it -- you find the way to communicate without "rousing the demons".
That said, I DO HOPE you do not run into as many "troubles" as i did along the way!!! But, when you think about it -- since I DID actually "SAVE THE WORLD" (at least in my MIND), as a side effect, it has all been MORE THAN WORTH IT!!!
Ciao for now!!!
Scott
Jane Ann Kenan, Michael William Kenan, Ruth Anne (Meyer) Kenan, Scott David Kenan, William Scott Kenan, and Margaret-Mary (called Maggie), Dad's late dog, at Wrightsville Beach on the occasion of Dad's 90th birthday, April 23, 2008. My younger sister, Julia Ruth (Kenan) Duffy took the picture.
Scott
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